Dad: "You're 10 and that's final. You think I'm paying full price? I'm not made of money."
Dad: "You're 10 and that's final. You think I'm paying full price? I'm not made of money."
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Me trying to figure out which religion to follow so I don't end up in hell:
🤔🌎🔥
Me trying to figure out which religion to follow so I don't end up in hell: ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
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When you try to roast someone, but it comes out wrong 😂
When you try to roast someone, but it comes out wrong ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be shocked that 99.9% of people would rather post about snow on Facebook than actually go outside and touch grass 😂
Me pretending to be shocked that 99.9% of people would rather post about snow on Facebook than actually go outside and touch grass ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you try sliding into the DMs but end up faceplanting into a wall of rejection 😂 #FacebookFail #CatfishKarma
When you try sliding into the DMs but end up faceplanting into a wall of rejection ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FacebookFail #CatfishKarma
1 year ago
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When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths 😂
When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When she asks for a sign, and the universe responds with a shop sign 😂
When she asks for a sign, and the universe responds with a shop sign ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you realize Westeros is just a medieval version of Europe with dragons and ice zombies 😂
When you realize Westeros is just a medieval version of Europe with dragons and ice zombies ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you're committed to raising awareness, but also a little...extra 😂. Free mammograms, anyone? #earlydetection #breastcancerawareness
When you're committed to raising awareness, but also a little...extra ๐Ÿ˜‚. Free mammograms, anyone? #earlydetection #breastcancerawareness
1 year ago
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When she says she'll be gentle 😂
When she says she'll be gentle ๐Ÿ˜‚
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"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
1 year ago
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Me pretending to work so I can keep my job ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When she asks for batteries, she ain't talking about AAs 😂
When she asks for batteries, she ain't talking about AAs ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you try to upgrade to the latest iOS but your phone has other plans 😂
When you try to upgrade to the latest iOS but your phone has other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your crush finally says yes and you gotta celebrate with the boys ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ€
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