George Bush: I screwed you all. But thanks for blaming it on the black guy ๐
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Me trying to figure out where I land on the morality alignment chart. Turns out, I'm a chaotic good... at being bad ๐
11 months ago
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Me and the boys on 9/10
11 months ago
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Me, pretending to be productive for 7 hours and 55 minutes so I can finally go home. ๐ด
11 months ago
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Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner ๐
11 months ago
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When your pointer finds the thing vs when it doesn't ๐ #programming #nullpointerexception
11 months ago
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Me trying to escape Monday morning after a relaxing weekend ๐
11 months ago
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When you want a profound tattoo but end up with "picnic table" permanently etched on your body ๐. At least it's a conversation starter? #TattooFail #PicnicTableForLife
11 months ago
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When you drop trou in front of a cop car and realize there is an officer inside ๐๐. Justice served swiftly. #baddecisions #mooning #police
11 months ago
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When the printer knows what you're up to and refuses to cooperate ๐
11 months ago
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When you want to give her money but she still wants to dance๐
11 months ago
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Socialism: ensuring equal misery for the masses, except for the elite few who get the fancy pool and sports cars. ๐ค
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When your friend's fantasy goes a little too far...๐
11 months ago
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When you graduate with $500k in student loans and all you can say is "Free Palestine" ๐