When your cat is secretly building a mech suit to take over the living room ๐ฑ๐ค
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When the chemistry's off, but you still want a second date! ๐ณ๐
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When you're Lost in Springfield and Bart steals your coconut phone ๐ฑ๐ด
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Me trying to use the force like Obi-Wan Kenobi to clear the bar
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๐ท When the recipe calls for one cup of wine, but the chef drinks the whole bottle ๐๐ฒ
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When your date says they love magic โจ๐ฉ and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. ๐
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Wolverine: You know who fucks real good?
Spider-Man: ...
Wolverine: Redheads.
Spider-Man: ๐ค
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When you're trying to enjoy a parade, but your friend spots the ice cream truck ๐ฆ๐
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Me trying to figure out which line is the shortest at airport check-in ๐
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Iceland be like: I'm green!โ๏ธ
Greenland be like: I'm Icy! ๐ง
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Me trying to keep my files offline, safe, and organized vs. OneDrive trying to force me into the cloud ๐
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Me trying to negotiate with my teacher for better grades ๐
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I guess this jigsaw puzzle isn't suitable for vegetarians after all ๐
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This is my kind of Last Supper! ๐
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When Chuck Norris wants to be born, no condom can stop him ๐ฅ๐ช