Me trying to impress my crush ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you accidentally reveal too much about your "knowledge" of Central Park at night 😬
When you accidentally reveal too much about your "knowledge" of Central Park at night ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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When the janitor is also an interior designer 😂 #CleanlinessIsNextToGodliness #BathroomGoals
When the janitor is also an interior designer ๐Ÿ˜‚ #CleanlinessIsNextToGodliness #BathroomGoals
1 year ago
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A hilarious timeline of porn, from cave paintings to robots. Now that's what I call progress! 😂
A hilarious timeline of porn, from cave paintings to robots. Now that's what I call progress! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to get comfortable during an alien abduction. 😩👽 #AlienAbduction #AnalProbe
Me trying to get comfortable during an alien abduction. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘ฝ #AlienAbduction #AnalProbe
11 months ago
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When your ancestors make you look like the 'before' picture in a makeover show 😂🕵️‍♂️📜
When your ancestors make you look like the 'before' picture in a makeover show ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“œ
11 months ago
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When it's Friday night and suddenly it's Sunday morning.๐Ÿฅณ
11 months ago
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When your family picture is suspiciously well organized... 🕵️‍♂️🖼️ #Framed
When your family picture is suspiciously well organized... ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ #Framed
11 months ago
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When love of grammar takes an unexpected turn 😂❤️
When love of grammar takes an unexpected turn ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ
11 months ago
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When the scoreboard is more intense than the game itself ⚽😅
When the scoreboard is more intense than the game itself โšฝ๐Ÿ˜…
11 months ago
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When your garage door becomes a neighborhood legend 🏠💥 'Nothing to see here, folks!' 🚫🔬
When your garage door becomes a neighborhood legend ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ’ฅ 'Nothing to see here, folks!' ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”ฌ
11 months ago
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Me pretending to save money so I can buy more cat treats ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When your security detail is next-level 🚗✝️ #PopemobileVibes
When your security detail is next-level ๐Ÿš—โœ๏ธ #PopemobileVibes
11 months ago
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Pillsbury Wiener Wrap: For rectal use ONLY.

Me: Challenge accepted! 😂
Pillsbury Wiener Wrap: For rectal use ONLY. Me: Challenge accepted! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to figure out if I'm shortsighted or not: 🤔
Me trying to figure out if I'm shortsighted or not: ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
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