When Facebook suggests you add a baby as a friend and their profile picture is...well, you see. It was just an adorable baby. I am a monster and I'm going to hell.
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When you're trying to enjoy a parade, but your friend spots the ice cream truck ๐ฆ๐
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Me trying to explain to my girlfriend that I don't have motion sickness, I'm just allergic to boats. ๐คข
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Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge ๐
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When you achieve the American dream, but the troll face on your back still haunts you ๐
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Iceland be like: I'm green!โ๏ธ
Greenland be like: I'm Icy! ๐ง
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When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing ๐ฝ๐ฃ
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Me pretending to be surprised that my bad financial decisions are stressing me out and affecting my health.๐ง๐ฐ
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Me trying to negotiate with my teacher for better grades ๐
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Why are the pyramids still in Egypt?๐ค
It's simple: Even the British Museum couldn't handle such a BIG souvenir. ๐
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Me trying to get a bigger chest at the gym ๐
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When you're having a bad day, just remember there's an artist out there who filled a phone booth with goldfish and called it art. ๐ ๐
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Me and my partner having a nutritional breakfast ๐ณ
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When your wife says "Tie me to the bed and do whatever you want" and you take her literally ๐