The government is definitely watching your junk👀. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one🍆.
The government is definitely watching your junk๐Ÿ‘€. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one๐Ÿ†.
11 months ago
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When Chuck Norris wants to be born, no condom can stop him 💥💪
When Chuck Norris wants to be born, no condom can stop him ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ช
11 months ago
25
This chair is designed for all the lazy lovers out there. No more sore arms from holding your partner, just plop down and let the chair do the work 😂
This chair is designed for all the lazy lovers out there. No more sore arms from holding your partner, just plop down and let the chair do the work ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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5 years for sharing music versus 4 years for involuntary manslaughter... priorities people! 😂
5 years for sharing music versus 4 years for involuntary manslaughter... priorities people! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
25
Me trying to unsubscribe from any email list 😩
Me trying to unsubscribe from any email list ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
11 months ago
25
When she asks for batteries, she ain't talking about AAs 😂
When she asks for batteries, she ain't talking about AAs ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
25
Introducing the new Expert Mode difficulty setting for using the toilet! Only true gamers can handle this challenge.🚽😂
Introducing the new Expert Mode difficulty setting for using the toilet! Only true gamers can handle this challenge.๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
25
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is the villain. The other gives away your secrets for money and is man of the year. 🤔
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is the villain. The other gives away your secrets for money and is man of the year. ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
25
When you're 12 and think you're a player 😂 #swag #2010 #facebookmemories
When you're 12 and think you're a player ๐Ÿ˜‚ #swag #2010 #facebookmemories
11 months ago
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When you regret all your life decisions that led to this moment.
When you regret all your life decisions that led to this moment.
11 months ago
25
Me trying to explain to my kids how cool the internet was back in the day 😂
Me trying to explain to my kids how cool the internet was back in the day ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
25
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest 😂 #FriendzoneChronicles
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FriendzoneChronicles
9 months ago
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Grandpa's Snapchat game is stronger than ever! 📸😎
Grandpa's Snapchat game is stronger than ever! ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
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When you become the hero even during a haircut 🦸‍♂️💇‍♀️📚 #BabysitterReeves
When you become the hero even during a haircut ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ“š #BabysitterReeves
1 year ago
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When you master the art of blending in at work 🕵️‍♂️📚 #WhereDidILeaveMyMotivation
When you master the art of blending in at work ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“š #WhereDidILeaveMyMotivation
1 year ago
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