When you want to troll someone before they even open the gift ๐
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Me when someone walks in front of me on the escalator after they say "After you!"
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POV: You're a Pop-Tart cat on 9/11. (Too soon?)
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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The realist sees the glass and says, "This is probably piss." ๐คข
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Me trying to negotiate with my teacher for better grades ๐
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I'd tell heaven an angel is missing, but I hope you're just a slut ๐
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Tom Cruise be like: "I don't age, I level up."
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Me trying to figure out which religion to follow so I don't end up in hell:
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She's about to enter a whole new dimension of disappointment ๐
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They faked the entire company?! Even had business cards! ๐ Level ๐ฏ piracy. They didn't just steal the designs, they stole the whole dang identity! ๐คฏ
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They had us in the first half, not gonna lie. Stay dry out there, folks! ๐โ
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Germany's team: Kicking goals and stealing hearts! โฝโค๏ธ
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Me trying to find love, happiness, and peace in the terminal. At least it knows how to kill things (processes probably ๐ ).
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When your pillow talk escalates quickly ๐๐ณ #WhatJustHappened