One is called devoted, the other is called oppressed. ๐ค
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Whales discussing the dangers in their waters, one suggesting they should walk on land and another named Barry telling that whale to shut up.
1 year ago
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Palin Condoms: As thin as her resume.๐
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be surprised that my bad financial decisions are stressing me out and affecting my health.๐ง๐ฐ
1 year ago
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Me when I realize I can make a grilled cheese by turning my toaster sideways๐คฏ
1 year ago
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Grandma complaining about technology and the newest generation of gamers and then that same gamer playing COD and talking trash ๐
1 year ago
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Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA!
Audience: *cheers*
1 year ago
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Me, a Yellowstone extra, waiting for someone to buy this dusty old toy horse for $5 so I can go back to ranching and not have to worry about getting murdered on the front porch. ๐ค
1 year ago
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Me pretending to know what I'm doing while enabling cookies
1 year ago
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Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. ๐ค
1 year ago
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Me trying to recreate the Bliss wallpaper but my download speed is like 0.5 kb/s ๐
1 year ago
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Tom Cruise be like: "I don't age, I level up."
1 year ago
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Legolas has seen some stuff. ๐
1 year ago
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The government is definitely watching your junk๐. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one๐.
1 year ago
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When you find out the emergency plan at your new job is just "DERP" ๐