One is called devoted, the other is called oppressed. 🤔
One is called devoted, the other is called oppressed. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Whales discussing the dangers in their waters, one suggesting they should walk on land and another named Barry telling that whale to shut up.
Whales discussing the dangers in their waters, one suggesting they should walk on land and another named Barry telling that whale to shut up.
1 year ago
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Palin Condoms: As thin as her resume.💀
Palin Condoms: As thin as her resume.๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be surprised that my bad financial decisions are stressing me out and affecting my health.🧘💰
Me pretending to be surprised that my bad financial decisions are stressing me out and affecting my health.๐Ÿง˜๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
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Me when I realize I can make a grilled cheese by turning my toaster sideways🤯
Me when I realize I can make a grilled cheese by turning my toaster sideways๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
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Grandma complaining about technology and the newest generation of gamers and then that same gamer playing COD and talking trash 😂
Grandma complaining about technology and the newest generation of gamers and then that same gamer playing COD and talking trash ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA!
Audience: *cheers*
Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA! Audience: *cheers*
1 year ago
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Me, a Yellowstone extra, waiting for someone to buy this dusty old toy horse for $5 so I can go back to ranching and not have to worry about getting murdered on the front porch.  🤠
Me, a Yellowstone extra, waiting for someone to buy this dusty old toy horse for $5 so I can go back to ranching and not have to worry about getting murdered on the front porch. ๐Ÿค 
1 year ago
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Me pretending to know what I'm doing while enabling cookies
Me pretending to know what I'm doing while enabling cookies
1 year ago
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Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. 🤔
Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Me trying to recreate the Bliss wallpaper but my download speed is like 0.5 kb/s 😂
Me trying to recreate the Bliss wallpaper but my download speed is like 0.5 kb/s ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Tom Cruise be like: "I don't age, I level up."
Tom Cruise be like: "I don't age, I level up."
1 year ago
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Legolas has seen some stuff. 👀
Legolas has seen some stuff. ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
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The government is definitely watching your junk👀. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one🍆.
The government is definitely watching your junk๐Ÿ‘€. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one๐Ÿ†.
1 year ago
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When you find out the emergency plan at your new job is just "DERP" 😂
When you find out the emergency plan at your new job is just "DERP" ๐Ÿ˜‚
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