When you can relate to 90% of these 'struggles' ๐ญ๐ #firstworldproblems
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This math checks out. ๐ค
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When you're Hitler's bodyguard and you hear a BZZZZAP outside his door at 3 AM: ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
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When the government's anti-terrorism campaign accidentally targets everyone. So, if you're carrying a camera, a laptop, a cell phone, or a suitcase...you might just be a terrorist. Don't forget the cookies!๐ช
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Europe: *Struggling to build a basic website*. USA: *Owns the entire internet* ๐
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Me running away from any commitment ๐
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Teamwork makes the dream work, but one round brick can ruin everyone's week ๐
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Me asking for a small trim vs. the barber giving me the 'okay' look. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐น
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Me pretending to be a graceful, elegant pole dancer after watching one YouTube tutorial ๐ #poledancing #fail #nailedit
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Bill Gates after selling enough Windows licenses to buy a new Lamborghini ๐
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Me trying to retrieve my lost Croc from the swamp monster ๐
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Me trying to subtly suggest a search term to someone looking over my shoulder browsing Google Images. ๐คซ
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Me pretending to be surprised that my bad financial decisions are stressing me out and affecting my health.๐ง๐ฐ
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Me: I wish for all blind people to be able to see for 30 seconds.
Genie: ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
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When seconds count, the police are only minutes away. ๐ค #2A #SelfDefense