Me: *gets Hepatitis B*
Dad: "B? Why not Hepatitis A+?" 😞
Me: *gets Hepatitis B* Dad: "B? Why not Hepatitis A+?" ๐Ÿ˜ž
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Planning your next vacation? ✈️🌎 This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. 😂 Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
Planning your next vacation? โœˆ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
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When you want to troll someone before they even open the gift 😂
When you want to troll someone before they even open the gift ๐Ÿ˜‚
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I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. 😬
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful.  They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful 😂
Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful. They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your pointer finds the thing vs when it doesn't 😂 #programming #nullpointerexception
When your pointer finds the thing vs when it doesn't ๐Ÿ˜‚ #programming #nullpointerexception
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It's a tough world out there, but at least we have cat dads. ❤️
It's a tough world out there, but at least we have cat dads. โค๏ธ
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When she says no but you're a mad lad 😈
When she says no but you're a mad lad ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA!
Audience: *cheers*
Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA! Audience: *cheers*
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Me trying to understand how my brain works after staring at this for too long ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
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Batman: He'll make you shoot your dick off. 😂
Batman: He'll make you shoot your dick off. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to offer my problems to someone only to find out they have their own problems 😂
Me trying to offer my problems to someone only to find out they have their own problems ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Finally, a solution for those pesky ear-spiders! 🕷️🚫😴
Finally, a solution for those pesky ear-spiders! ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ˜ด
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When you want to dig to China but give up after 5 minutes.
When you want to dig to China but give up after 5 minutes.
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This is my kind of Last Supper! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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