This lettuce expires on *which* Monday?! What if I need to eat it on *every* Monday?! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
9 months ago
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Me trying to make a quick exit from a conversation I don't want to be in ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago
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When you ask for a picture of the truck and get a selfie instead ๐Ÿ˜‚. "Of the truck, dumbass!"
9 months ago
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She knows what's up ๐Ÿ˜‚. Date night just got a whole lot more interesting ๐Ÿ˜ˆ #relationshipgoals #datenight #adulting
9 months ago
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Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
9 months ago
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My life improves exponentially the longer I go without having to open Xorg.conf. Anyone else relate? ๐Ÿ˜…
9 months ago
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When your mixtape is fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ but nobody wants to pay for it ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
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Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
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Me trying to impress my crush with my "amazing" dance moves ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Teaching kids new words can be fun... until mom shows up ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago
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When Chuck Norris wants to be born, no condom can stop him ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ช
9 months ago
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Guess he wasn't ready for that kind of commitment ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ByeFelicia #PregnancyScare #SeeYaLater
9 months ago
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The space race: when bragging rights meant risking your life for a giant leap for mankind (and maybe some extra government funding) ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€
9 months ago
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When your friend doesn't understand the concept of butt stuff ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When you finally find your people ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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