When your girl says "I have a surprise for you" ๐ชฑ๐
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Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroomโฆ and not in the kitchen
1 year ago
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Taco Tuesday? More like taco vaginally ๐ฎ๐คค
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This chair is designed for all the lazy lovers out there. No more sore arms from holding your partner, just plop down and let the chair do the work ๐
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When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. ๐ฌ
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out what time it is after daylight savings ๐ด
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Me trying to explain to my boss why I can't handle the surprise birthday party they threw for me, complete with flashing lights and a mariachi band. ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to save the planet one fart at a time ๐จ๐๐
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Me trying to find a valid excuse to skip leg day ๐
1 year ago
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Me when I accidentally click a sus link and have to press the "nope" button on my spaceship and eject myself into the cold depths of space ๐๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my friend that PC building is a better experience than buying a pre-built Mac Pro ๐
1 year ago
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Harness the power of 6 and 9 for endless energy! ๐โก Trolling the laws of physics, one meme at a time! ๐
1 year ago
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๐ When the pumpkin pulls you in with free candy promises... ๐ฌ๐
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When the wolf shirt is more powerful than your morning coffee ๐บโจ
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When you celebrate too early and end up with a flag ๐ #football #sports #fail