When the train is so packed, but you're determined to get that 11-piece bucket.
When the train is so packed, but you're determined to get that 11-piece bucket.
1 year ago
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Kids these days with their triple-insulated, pH-balanced, organic water bottles. Back in my day, we risked it all for a sip from the communal metal germ dispenser and we LIKED it! 🦠😂
Kids these days with their triple-insulated, pH-balanced, organic water bottles. Back in my day, we risked it all for a sip from the communal metal germ dispenser and we LIKED it! ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Big Pharma be like: "So, you want the *natural* herb? Illegal. You want the one we made in a lab with a bunch of extra ingredients? That'll be $10,000, please. 💊💰"
Big Pharma be like: "So, you want the *natural* herb? Illegal. You want the one we made in a lab with a bunch of extra ingredients? That'll be $10,000, please. ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’ฐ"
1 year ago
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Obama: My grandpappy rode a bicycle during the second great bicycle war, and he got two flat tires, but he kept going. McCain, Bush, and Perry thinking: That's cute.
Obama: My grandpappy rode a bicycle during the second great bicycle war, and he got two flat tires, but he kept going. McCain, Bush, and Perry thinking: That's cute.
1 year ago
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Don't let a little smog get in the way of your perfect vacation photo. Just bring your own backdrop! 😂
Don't let a little smog get in the way of your perfect vacation photo. Just bring your own backdrop! ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
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A brief history of governance. It's been a wild ride downhill. 🎢
A brief history of governance. It's been a wild ride downhill. ๐ŸŽข
2 months ago
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When you become a grandparent before you're old enough to rent a car 😂 #YoungParents #FamilyLife
When you become a grandparent before you're old enough to rent a car ๐Ÿ˜‚ #YoungParents #FamilyLife
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my friend why he shouldn't mess with me after I tell him I'm on my period 🩸
Me trying to explain to my friend why he shouldn't mess with me after I tell him I'm on my period ๐Ÿฉธ
1 year ago
121
When the pumpkin plans don't match the execution 🎃😱🤣
When the pumpkin plans don't match the execution ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
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When you want to promote safe sex, but also kind of a savage. 💀
When you want to promote safe sex, but also kind of a savage. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
121
Me trying to figure out my relationship status:
It's complicated 😂
Me trying to figure out my relationship status: It's complicated ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably 😂
Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
121
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test 😂
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me when I realize I can make a grilled cheese by turning my toaster sideways🤯
Me when I realize I can make a grilled cheese by turning my toaster sideways๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
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Me using Google to find the definition of a word I just used in my essay 😂
Me using Google to find the definition of a word I just used in my essay ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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