Real artists know the secret ingredient is โจemotional damageโจ, not algorithms.
1 month ago
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Seeking wisdom on /b/ is like asking a cat for swimming lessons ๐ง๐
1 year ago
157
Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
1 year ago
157
Bro automated the romance and got uninstalled. F in the chat for our fallen soldier. ๐ซก
2 months ago
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When Mom asks what you are watching and the file name is "hot asian twinks fucking.mp4" ๐ฌ
1 year ago
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When you want a profound tattoo but end up with "picnic table" permanently etched on your body ๐. At least it's a conversation starter? #TattooFail #PicnicTableForLife
1 year ago
155
When you're trying to sneak a few gingerbread AT-ATs from the Christmas party before anyone notices ๐คซ
1 year ago
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The universal sign for 'pro mode activated'. You know it's about to get real. ๐
2 months ago
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Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today ๐
1 year ago
153
It all starts with a simple 'sudo apt-get install'... next thing you know, your family is holding an intervention over your Arch Linux addiction. ๐ป
2 months ago
153
Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: ๐ฆ๐คฐ
1 year ago
152
The most diabolical plot in cinematic history. James Bond is about to become unstoppable at calculating poker odds.
2 months ago
152
Finally, a spiritual journey I can get behind. Show me the way to the good stuff, oh wise one! ๐
2 months ago
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When your girl says it's over, but you work in construction and don't hear so well because of the loud noises. ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to find an original Halloween costume ๐