I am vengeance. I am the night. I am... stuck. Can someone get the door for me?
10 months ago
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Me saving every bacon meme I find online so I can look at them when I'm hungry and/or sad ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you realize the graphics are great, but the storyline is questionable ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 months ago
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When you send your dad to the grocery store with a list, but he forgot his glasses ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿผ
10 months ago
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Me, multitasking like a pro. One hand on the phone, the other... oh wait, I'm pumping. Guess that's three tasks at once! ๐Ÿคฑโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Being single vs. in a good relationship vs. being in a toxic relationship ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me trying to convince Facebook I have a date for Valentine's Day ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foreveralone
9 months ago
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When you realize your vodka isn't making it through security so you start offering shots at 7:30 am. TSA is not impressed ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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When you're lovin' it, but they're not lovin' you back.๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‘Š
8 months ago
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2015: Temple Run, Angry Birds, Subway Surfers, Hill Climb Racing. 2025: Outlook, Teams, LinkedIn, Google Meet. From chasing high scores to chasing deadlines. ๐Ÿ’€
8 months ago
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Me: I think I'll play something new. Also me: *boots up Ocarina of Time for the 500th time*
8 months ago
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Australia: where "Nothing" is surrounded by everything that can kill you ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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Me trying to remove my gel manicure after 6 months๐Ÿ’…
8 months ago
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When you want to add a little *oomph* to your coworkers' day ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just imagine the jumpscares! This is the ultimate office prank throne ๐Ÿ‘‘.
8 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my mom that one missed class wonโ€™t make me homeless ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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