I am vengeance. I am the night. I am... stuck. Can someone get the door for me?
10 months ago
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Me saving every bacon meme I find online so I can look at them when I'm hungry and/or sad ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When your dog thinks they're the one driving ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿถ
10 months ago
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Hillary: I don't know what to say... Obama: Say you'll step aside. Hillary:๐Ÿคฏ
10 months ago
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Me trying to impress my crush by doing a wheelie: ๐Ÿค•
10 months ago
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Me trying to balance work and my fitness goals ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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98% of every group is chill, the other 2% make you question humanity ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When she just found out the meaning of 'cheap' ๐Ÿ‘
9 months ago
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Me trying to subtly scratch an itch in public ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Teapot Hitler brewing up some trouble ๐Ÿซ–๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When you try to "neg" a girl and it backfires spectacularly ๐Ÿ˜‚ #smoothoperator #epicfail
9 months ago
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Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." Interviewer: ๐Ÿคจ
9 months ago
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Me pretending to remember my doctor's name so I don't get the wrong prescription ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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Me trying to remove my gel manicure after 6 months๐Ÿ’…
8 months ago
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Fixing a leaky boat? Forget flex tape. The best seal is always at hand. Just don't drink seawater. You'll be peeing forever. ๐ŸŒŠ
8 months ago
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