When you RSVP to a party as 007: Socialize like a gentleman, strategize like a spy. ๐ธ๐คต
1 year ago
65
When you're ready for the race, both on and off the track. ๐๏ธ๐จ
1 year ago
65
Choosing the right browser is crucial. Internet Explorer users be like: HA! HA! I am using the internet.
1 year ago
65
Step 1: Find your doppelganger. Step 2: Have sex with your doppelganger. Step 3: Kill your doppelganger before they kill you. Step 4: Profit? ๐ค
1 year ago
65
When you're too goth for the school bus, but Mom's minivan is the ultimate chariot of nonconformity ๐ค
1 year ago
65
When your gynecologist says "ta-da!" and pulls out a kitten instead. ๐ฑโจ #GynecologistMagic #UnexpectedSurprise
11 months ago
65
Me explaining to my friend why I think the Jetsons predicted a utopian future ๐
10 months ago
65
New from Challenger Model Kits, the NASA Space Shuttle Columbia. With Exploding Fuel Tanks and Flammable tiles. No Assembly Required.
10 months ago
65
Me pretending to care about my followers when it snows outside ๐. "Oh no, it's a blizzard! Hope everyone is safe insideโฆ not like me, who's braving the elements to update you all!" ๐
10 months ago
65
When you're too lazy to diet but need a Coke break anyway ๐๐ฆฅ๐ฅค
8 months ago
65
When you take 'tablet wars' too literally! ๐๐ป
8 months ago
65
When life scripts a plot twist even Hollywood couldn't predict! ๐๐ก๐ถ
8 months ago
65
Nintendo protecting their intellectual property at all costs. ๐๐ผ
8 months ago
65
Pfizer solving all the world's problems, one jab at a time. ๐ก๏ธโฌ๏ธ
7 months ago
65
Me trying to fix my sleep schedule by going to bed 10 minutes earlier.