When you RSVP to a party as 007: Socialize like a gentleman, strategize like a spy. 🍸🤵
When you RSVP to a party as 007: Socialize like a gentleman, strategize like a spy. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿคต
1 year ago
65
When you're ready for the race, both on and off the track. 🏎️💨
When you're ready for the race, both on and off the track. ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
65
Choosing the right browser is crucial. Internet Explorer users be like: HA! HA! I am using the internet.
Choosing the right browser is crucial. Internet Explorer users be like: HA! HA! I am using the internet.
1 year ago
65
Step 1: Find your doppelganger. Step 2: Have sex with your doppelganger. Step 3: Kill your doppelganger before they kill you.  Step 4: Profit? 🤔
Step 1: Find your doppelganger. Step 2: Have sex with your doppelganger. Step 3: Kill your doppelganger before they kill you. Step 4: Profit? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
65
When you're too goth for the school bus, but Mom's minivan is the ultimate chariot of nonconformity 🤘
When you're too goth for the school bus, but Mom's minivan is the ultimate chariot of nonconformity ๐Ÿค˜
1 year ago
65
When your gynecologist says "ta-da!" and pulls out a kitten instead. 🐱✨ #GynecologistMagic #UnexpectedSurprise
When your gynecologist says "ta-da!" and pulls out a kitten instead. ๐Ÿฑโœจ #GynecologistMagic #UnexpectedSurprise
11 months ago
65
Me explaining to my friend why I think the Jetsons predicted a utopian future 😂
Me explaining to my friend why I think the Jetsons predicted a utopian future ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
65
New from Challenger Model Kits, the NASA Space Shuttle Columbia. With Exploding Fuel Tanks and Flammable tiles. No Assembly Required.
New from Challenger Model Kits, the NASA Space Shuttle Columbia. With Exploding Fuel Tanks and Flammable tiles. No Assembly Required.
10 months ago
65
Me pretending to care about my followers when it snows outside 😂. "Oh no, it's a blizzard! Hope everyone is safe inside… not like me, who's braving the elements to update you all!" 😏
Me pretending to care about my followers when it snows outside ๐Ÿ˜‚. "Oh no, it's a blizzard! Hope everyone is safe insideโ€ฆ not like me, who's braving the elements to update you all!" ๐Ÿ˜
10 months ago
65
When you're too lazy to diet but need a Coke break anyway 🍔🦥🥤
When you're too lazy to diet but need a Coke break anyway ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฆฅ๐Ÿฅค
8 months ago
65
When you take 'tablet wars' too literally! 😂💻
When you take 'tablet wars' too literally! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ป
8 months ago
65
When life scripts a plot twist even Hollywood couldn't predict! 😂🏡👶
When life scripts a plot twist even Hollywood couldn't predict! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿก๐Ÿ‘ถ
8 months ago
65
Nintendo protecting their intellectual property at all costs. 💀💼
Nintendo protecting their intellectual property at all costs. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ผ
8 months ago
65
Pfizer solving all the world's problems, one jab at a time. 🌡️⬇️
Pfizer solving all the world's problems, one jab at a time. ๐ŸŒก๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ
7 months ago
65
Me trying to fix my sleep schedule by going to bed 10 minutes earlier.
Me trying to fix my sleep schedule by going to bed 10 minutes earlier.
6 months ago
65