Me and the boys in detention after the teacher left the room ๐
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When your 1GB plan outsmarts the unlimited one ๐คฃ๐
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๐ถ When the pup-ertunity strikes your heart ๐ 'Am I the Good Boi?' ๐พ
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Me pretending to touch grass ๐
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Bill Clinton: I'm the good kind of bill. Barack Obama: ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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Me trying to explain the rules of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock to someone who's only played Rock Paper Scissors: ๐
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When you see your type of guy
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Your government-issued, anti-nuke, cardboard bunker is now ready for deployment. Stay safe out there! ๐ฆ
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Me trying to make it rain at the club after doing laundry with cash in my pocket๐ฉ
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When you RSVP to a party as 007: Socialize like a gentleman, strategize like a spy. ๐ธ๐คต
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When you ask the internet for computer magic and it reflects back ๐๐ฅ๏ธ
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Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps?
Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. ๐
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Politicians before and after elections be like: ๐ฅบโก๏ธ๐
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๐ค Governments telling companies to break up monopolies is like a doctor telling a patient to stop eating junk food while munching on a Big Mac ๐๐
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Pfizer solving all the world's problems, one jab at a time. ๐ก๏ธโฌ๏ธ