When you're stuck in the elevator with your dress caught in the door and you have to pee so bad you pull the dress over your head and pee your pants ๐ #RulesOfEngagement #StuckInAnElevator #Awkward
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be a Jedi after watching a Star Wars movie ๐ #StarWars #Lightsaber
1 year ago
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Teacher: If you don't study hard you won't be successful. Me and the boys 10 years later: thriving in our niche expertise ๐
9 months ago
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When the 'babysitting' job comes with some very adult perks. ๐๐
3 months ago
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When you're a web developer for life, you've gotta make sure your anatomy is properly tagged. ๐ค
1 month ago
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When you're a Little Monster but the tickets are sold out... you gotta do what you gotta do. Respect the hustle. ๐
1 month ago
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When you want to add more weight, but the weights want to add more you.๐๏ธ๐
10 months ago
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If this ain't the most accurate depiction of project management, I don't know what is ๐คฃ From grand vision to dumpster fire, it's a wild ride every time! #projectlife #softwaregore #realitycheck
10 months ago
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When your friend asks what your worst sex story is. ๐คข
10 months ago
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Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
9 months ago
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Me trying to give wholesome advice to my toxic friend and then getting betrayed. So now I'm just like ๐ธ
9 months ago
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The moment you realize your job is just being an NPC in a billionaire's side quest. ๐คฏ He's not wrong though.
3 months ago
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Why choose between money, time, and energy when you can just have all three? The Bitcoiner's guide to life. ๐
3 months ago
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Swapping a plastic straw for a paper one, but now the whole cup is plastic. We did it, we saved the environment! ๐๐คก
1 month ago
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Some heroes don't wear capes, they just post memes to spare you from falling for their thirst traps. A true sacrifice. ๐ซก