When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. ๐ป
8 months ago
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Nailed it! Just not the landing part ๐ #scooterfail #extremesports
1 year ago
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Me trying to convince myself that getting fired was a good thing
1 year ago
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This man is a strategic genius of the highest order. ๐คฏ
11 months ago
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When you trade your star for some power-up mushrooms
1 year ago
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Me realizing I forgot to buy a Birkin Bag and matching diamond earrings at the airport duty-free ๐ #RichPeopleProblems
1 year ago
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When you want to spice up your Omegle chats ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to the waiter that I only ordered one coffee and not the entire menu.
1 year ago
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When you realize downloading isn't as sexy as it sounds ๐ ๐ถ
1 year ago
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When you're about to lead the Galactic Empire but still need to make a fashion statement ๐ โจ
1 year ago
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This meme is unBEARable! ๐ I'm definitely adding these animal puns to my repertoire. Time to go hawkwardly tell some dad jokes. ๐ฆ๐ด๐ป
1 year ago
363
If you like someone, tell them. Don't break their bones. That's illegal. ๐
1 year ago
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Shoutout to the original mystical land pirates who navigated with paper maps to deliver pizza in 30 minutes. The original gig economy heroes! ๐๐บ๏ธ
8 months ago
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When you need a bro, but all your bros are broke: Rent-A-Nigga is here! (Terms and conditions may apply, void where prohibited by common sense and basic human decency ๐)
1 year ago
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When you're on your way to the furry convention but can't decide which fox puppet to use ๐ฆ