When you're playing Defensive Omnivore Bingo and realize you've hit the jackpot 🥩😂
21 days ago
My friends list is getting smaller, but it's for a good cause. I'm raising awareness for Alzheimer's, one forgotten friend at a time. 😂
21 days ago
One's a fictional character from a movie. The others are... Well 😬
21 days ago
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US 🇺🇸🤫
21 days ago
Me trying to decipher which language my takeout menu is in.
21 days ago
Me trying to figure out why Xbox swapped the A and B buttons 😫
21 days ago
Me trying to explain to my mom that caffeine and alcohol are drugs too 😂
21 days ago
Pretty informative chart. Now I know what kind of party favors to bring next time 🥳
21 days ago
Me trying to subtly bring my plushie to bed with me so my parents don't judge 😂
21 days ago
When you and your friends decide to go to Comic-Con as the Star Wars crew but the budget only covers half the costumes 😂
21 days ago
When you're a soldier, and all you think about is war.
21 days ago
When you want to promote safe sex, but also kind of a savage. 💀
21 days ago
When your code throws so many errors, it needs its own O'Reilly book 😂
21 days ago
Surfers: We should be able to ride this wave, no problem. The ocean: Lol, kelp
21 days ago
My wife and I keep "trying" for a second child 😂. Little does she know, my secret vasectomy was the best gift I ever gave myself 🤫.
21 days ago