Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time. ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
Behold, the meat manger! On this day, we celebrate the birth of...protein! ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‘‘
21 days ago
Me trying to reconnect to the Wi-Fi at 3am after posting a spicy meme online ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
Build your own pocket-sized Fรผhrer! Perfect for history buffs and aspiring dictators. (Batteries and world domination plans not included)
21 days ago
When you take too much LSD ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿฆ„๐ŸŒˆ
21 days ago
When you realize that every country's rage comic face is just a slightly different variation of the same screaming face ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
When you accidentally step out into a blizzard after doing a few lines
21 days ago
America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฅ‡
21 days ago
My Batman name is Bat Man. What's yours?๐Ÿฆ‡
21 days ago
When you try your best but you don't succee๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…
21 days ago
Facebook: Where you sit around, waste time, write on walls, and get poked by strangers... just like jail, but with more cat memes ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
This meme perfectly describes the different personalities of robots. Optimus Prime wants to protect all life forms and Bender just want to acquire alcohol. ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
Wolverine: You know who fucks real good? Spider-Man: ... Wolverine: Redheads. Spider-Man: ๐Ÿค
21 days ago
Mission Accomplished: Turning a slap into a high five. Next level troll.
21 days ago
When you're color-blind but still try to flex your Rubik's Cube skills ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago