WWI & WWII: Bombs away! 💣. WWIII: Syringes away! 💉.  They don't make wars like they used to. Now we fight with vaccines instead of bombs. Stay woke. 👀
WWI & WWII: Bombs away! ๐Ÿ’ฃ. WWIII: Syringes away! ๐Ÿ’‰. They don't make wars like they used to. Now we fight with vaccines instead of bombs. Stay woke. ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be productive 😂. So relatable it hurts!
Me pretending to be productive ๐Ÿ˜‚. So relatable it hurts!
1 year ago
315
When she wants the R8, but your bank account says 'salami and bologna special' 😂
When she wants the R8, but your bank account says 'salami and bologna special' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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"Woke up dead" 💀 has way more dramatic flair than "died in their sleep" 😴
"Woke up dead" ๐Ÿ’€ has way more dramatic flair than "died in their sleep" ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
392
Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!' 
Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!' Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
1 year ago
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Nailed it. 😂
Nailed it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
417
Me trying to explain to my family why a $12 carton of vegan eggs are cheaper than $3 regular eggs: 🐔
Me trying to explain to my family why a $12 carton of vegan eggs are cheaper than $3 regular eggs: ๐Ÿ”
1 year ago
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When your shirt is trying to steal your thunder...and maybe a few other things 👀😂 #wardrobethievery #boobylicious #fashiontrends
When your shirt is trying to steal your thunder...and maybe a few other things ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚ #wardrobethievery #boobylicious #fashiontrends
1 year ago
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Me as a kid: I'm going to be an astronaut, an engineer, AND a doctor. Me now: I just wanna take a nap.😴
Me as a kid: I'm going to be an astronaut, an engineer, AND a doctor. Me now: I just wanna take a nap.๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
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Me at 11pm: "Five more minutes..." 
Me at 3am: "Just one more episode..." 😴
Me at 11pm: "Five more minutes..." Me at 3am: "Just one more episode..." ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be busy on my laptop so I don't have to answer the phone 🤫
Me pretending to be busy on my laptop so I don't have to answer the phone ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
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Me recovering from a ONE HOUR social event 😂
Me recovering from a ONE HOUR social event ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
398
I like big butts and I cannot lie. 🍑
I like big butts and I cannot lie. ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
394
Obama dodging all the political drama like a boss ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
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POV: You're Hank and Walt just told you his name
POV: You're Hank and Walt just told you his name
1 year ago
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