POV: You're going down in life, and still trying to hold it all together ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
21 days ago
When you try to look cool in the picture but end up with the legendary hover hand ๐Ÿ˜‚ #HoverHand #Awkward
21 days ago
The fact that they used the same prop fifteen years apart for two completely different things and nobody questioned it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
When you and the boys are ready to destroy the One Ring but first gotta choose your party hats ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
Me pretending I got a haircut when in reality, I just havenโ€™t showered in 3 days
21 days ago
When your family accidentally eats your "toy"๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ˜‚. Sharing is caring...but not like this! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
21 days ago
Google translate be like: English - Be cunning. Czech - Be a Jew.
21 days ago
Daria gives zero f*cks about the Matrix. What a mood! ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
Finally! I can add bacon to my burger without all the hassle of actually cooking bacon๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
When you finally take a break at work and your coworkers have other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
Me trying to avoid eye contact with Jimmy Wales after accidentally editing the Scopophobia Wikipedia page: ๐Ÿ‘€
21 days ago
Professor Farnsworth has discovered the secret to making everyone uncomfortable! Good news, indeed! ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
When your boss asks if you completed that project that's been open for 2 years ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
Stalking IRL: Creepy. Stalking on Facebook: Jackpot! ๐Ÿ˜‚ It's not creepy if it's through a screen, right? ๐Ÿ‘€
21 days ago