When you mistake "tolerance" with "bending to my will" 🤡
When you mistake "tolerance" with "bending to my will" ๐Ÿคก
11 months ago
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Yo momma so stupid, she thinks Ellie is a dad 😂
Yo momma so stupid, she thinks Ellie is a dad ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me pretending to care about gender equality when it's snowing outside 😂
Me pretending to care about gender equality when it's snowing outside ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Hillary checking to see if her disguise is working 😂
Hillary checking to see if her disguise is working ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
58
Me trying to explain to my cat why I love him unconditionally 😂
Me trying to explain to my cat why I love him unconditionally ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to manifest my dreams by writing them down on April 1st ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
60
Bill Clinton: I'm the good kind of bill.  Barack Obama: 🤦‍♂️
Bill Clinton: I'm the good kind of bill. Barack Obama: ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
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Me pretending to be a tiny seed so I have an excuse to stay in bed all day, covered in darkness, and struggling to reach the light switch
Me pretending to be a tiny seed so I have an excuse to stay in bed all day, covered in darkness, and struggling to reach the light switch
11 months ago
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Just when you thought your weekend couldn't get any better 🍺🚑
Just when you thought your weekend couldn't get any better ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿš‘
11 months ago
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Mr. Fancy Panda ain't impressed with the internet riff-raff these days 🧐😂
Mr. Fancy Panda ain't impressed with the internet riff-raff these days ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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POV: You're a bear realizing you've climbed the wrong kind of tree.🐻⚡️ #BearMistake #WrongTree
POV: You're a bear realizing you've climbed the wrong kind of tree.๐Ÿปโšก๏ธ #BearMistake #WrongTree
11 months ago
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He just wants you to play as a healer, so he can finally beat that boss and save the princess (you)😂
He just wants you to play as a healer, so he can finally beat that boss and save the princess (you)๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you realize you’ve been catfished…⚽️😂
When you realize youโ€™ve been catfishedโ€ฆโšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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As above, so below. ✨From the smallest cell to the vast expanse of the universe, we're all connected, man. 👁️‍🗨️
As above, so below. โœจFrom the smallest cell to the vast expanse of the universe, we're all connected, man. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ
11 months ago
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Teacher: *Asks a question about numbers*
Student: *Makes it dirty*
Teacher: *Throws the student out of class* 😂
Teacher: *Asks a question about numbers* Student: *Makes it dirty* Teacher: *Throws the student out of class* ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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