Me trying to find the bathroom in someone's house after my third glass of wine. 🍷
21 days ago
This map perfectly sums up my San Francisco bubble. Now, where did I put my America's Hat?
21 days ago
When you find out the hot guy you were checking out prefers men 💅
21 days ago
When you're lonely and tired of working alone, hold a meeting and socialize with colleagues, feel important, and impress them. All on company time! 😂
21 days ago
Me trying to explain to TSA that "My First Cavity Search" is just a children's book and not a how-to manual. đŸ˜Ŧ
21 days ago
Planning your next vacation? âœˆī¸đŸŒŽ This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. 😂 Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
21 days ago
Me escaping reality after failing NNN 😂
21 days ago
When you are so small, but your ID says that you are 47 years old 😂
21 days ago
When sharing 24 songs costs $1.5 million: 🤔 Guess I'll become a pirate then.đŸ´â€â˜ ī¸
21 days ago
Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
21 days ago
Me trying to figure out where I land on the morality alignment chart. Turns out, I'm a chaotic good... at being bad 😈
21 days ago
When your past self is the real MVP. Ordering pizza for your future high self
21 days ago
When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. 💀
21 days ago
When Darth Vader gives you the ultimate rejection 😂
21 days ago
When your game crashes for the 100th time and you're about to become one with the rage. đŸ˜ĄđŸ•šī¸
21 days ago