Me after my 17th attempt at parallel parking 😂
21 days ago
NASA spent millions developing a pen that could write in space. The Russians used a pencil. 😂
21 days ago
Me trying to decide which New Balance shoes to wear with my black turtleneck and dad jeans.
21 days ago
When your friend says they handled your investments during the stock market crash and you're about to find out if you're now a millionaire or living under a bridge
21 days ago
I guess you could say, "T.HANKS for all the fish!" 🐟😂
21 days ago
Started from the bottom now we here 😂
21 days ago
Me after trying that "Africa" strain for the first time
21 days ago
Me when my friend says his new girlfriend is mixed race 😂
21 days ago
Me trying to figure out if I'm shortsighted or not: 🤔
21 days ago
E.T. just learned about the Caesar cipher, and things got a little out of hand.👽
21 days ago
When the printer runs out of black ink 😂
21 days ago
My solution to global warming: We launch the oceans into space, where they instantly freeze into giant ice cubes, then send them back to Earth in insulated capsules. Problem solved! 🧊🚀🌎😂
21 days ago
Building a giant telescope and a mirror in space 10 light-years away to see yourself 20 years ago 😂. When you desperately need to retrieve that embarrassing childhood photo.
21 days ago
When you try to film an infinite mirror loop, but the camera only sees one reflection 😂
21 days ago
When your friend gives you terrible life advice 😂
21 days ago