Mom: "Be careful on the internet!" 5 yo me:"Ok mommy!" 13 years later: "I have become the very thing I swore to destroy!"
3 months ago
This baby came prepared. No coat hanger needed. 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to my professor why my 2 Girls 1 Cup film analysis is a valid piece of academic work 🧐
3 months ago
When an atheist tries to find a Santorum supporter on Craigslist 💀
3 months ago
Me when I first played GTA: San Andreas 😂
3 months ago
She wasn't mad about the photo. She's jealous that the dog has a nicer car than her 🚗😂
3 months ago
When you've loved My Little Pony a little TOO much 🍆🐴
3 months ago
When you and your buddies are on a road trip and the Imperial Walkers are approaching. 😬
3 months ago
Me when someone asks if I want to listen to their crypto story again.
3 months ago
Me trying to carry my team in every online game. 🐒
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to my younger self that the glow up is a lie 😭
3 months ago
She said, if you get a tattoo of my initial, I’ll go out with you. Now I’m single with a permanent ‘K’ on my wrist. 😭
3 months ago
Me trying to find the motivation to adult and buy groceries after a long day 😩
3 months ago
Dylan is already contemplating the inevitable. 💀😂
3 months ago
This cat is playing the long con. 😹
3 months ago