Me trying to understand my Biology homework
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Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
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That's a lot of drugs!🔥 Cops 10 - Mexico 0 😂
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When your date says they love magic ✨🎩 and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. 🐇
20 days ago
When you're a little too excited for nap time 😂 #PapooseProblems
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When you troll a dad on Facebook and he takes it *way* too seriously 😂. "I'm calling the Apple Store!" Sir, this is a Wendy's.
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Steve Jobs: I said netbooks are cheap and not good. Bill Gates: Yup. Steve Jobs: Well now they are just not good.
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When your group chat gets a little too dark 😈🔪🔥 Even the cat's like 'Meow?' 🤔
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10% of straight women really be living on a different planet.
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PC users: Trying to unlock the secrets of the universe. Mac users: "Do you guys have oat milk?" ☕️💅
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When you need to hang your giant laundry to dry after doing laundry for the giants, but can't find an appropriately sized clothespin
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Saving Private Pug: The mission is a dog. Coming to a dog park near you 🐶
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When you need a new profile pic for OnlyFans and your friend says "I got you fam" 😂
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Me trying to find my will to live after a long week 🦖
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When you are craving for some night golf but can't afford a proper golf course 😂
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