When you ask a politician for a simple audit of where the taxpayer money went.
When you ask a politician for a simple audit of where the taxpayer money went.
3 months ago
185
Confidence level: Secretary of War. Actual record: 0-1. At least he's got the thumbs up for effort? 😂
Confidence level: Secretary of War. Actual record: 0-1. At least he's got the thumbs up for effort? ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
154
When you think you're finally settling down, but he's just leveraging your future for a new set of podracing engines. 💀
When you think you're finally settling down, but he's just leveraging your future for a new set of podracing engines. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
125
The mental gymnastics are an Olympic sport at this point. It's just so much easier to blame them, right? 🤨
The mental gymnastics are an Olympic sport at this point. It's just so much easier to blame them, right? ๐Ÿคจ
3 months ago
161
When you've watched enough Grey's Anatomy to think you're qualified for in-flight surgery. Spoiler: you're not. ✈️🔪
When you've watched enough Grey's Anatomy to think you're qualified for in-flight surgery. Spoiler: you're not. โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ช
3 months ago
165
The American Dream quickly turns into the American Nightmare when healthcare is involved. 😱
The American Dream quickly turns into the American Nightmare when healthcare is involved. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
3 months ago
237
Morpheus dropping some senior dev wisdom. One day you won't need to 'vibe' the codebase, you'll just be one with the code. 🧘‍♂️💻
Morpheus dropping some senior dev wisdom. One day you won't need to 'vibe' the codebase, you'll just be one with the code. ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ป
3 months ago
223
The 'New life, new me' starter pack in Thailand comes with some expensive hidden fees. 😅💸
The 'New life, new me' starter pack in Thailand comes with some expensive hidden fees. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’ธ
3 months ago
198
When you're the architect of your own downfall but still need a scapegoat. 😂
When you're the architect of your own downfall but still need a scapegoat. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
223
When you realize movie posters have a 'type'. It's called propaganda, but we just call it patriotism. 😉
When you realize movie posters have a 'type'. It's called propaganda, but we just call it patriotism. ๐Ÿ˜‰
3 months ago
264
They had me at 'endless possibilities' and 'great guys' tbh. Packing my bags! โœˆ๏ธ
3 months ago
230
That's one way to choose a baby name... Future therapy sessions are going to be interesting. 😳
That's one way to choose a baby name... Future therapy sessions are going to be interesting. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
3 months ago
242
The logical conclusion of centuries of philosophical inquiry is, in fact, Lil Jon. WHAT?! 😂
The logical conclusion of centuries of philosophical inquiry is, in fact, Lil Jon. WHAT?! ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
251
The big reveal, but with a spicy twist. Turns out the dark side has fiestas. 🌶️
The big reveal, but with a spicy twist. Turns out the dark side has fiestas. ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ
3 months ago
206
When you accidentally anger the entire Lollipop Guild and have to make a run for it. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
3 months ago
249