Inflation hits everyone hard, even the welcoming committee. We're cutting back on non-essential services, like warning shots. 😂
3 months ago
When the comedian's punchline involves two of the biggest internet rabbit holes. 🎤
3 months ago
That's not the kind of magic Hermione was expecting. She should have chosen heads. 😳
3 months ago
Yeah, I'm not explaining that to my grandma on Facebook. A message on behalf of all men. 🤫
3 months ago
A timeless piece of public service announcement from the legendary Dave Chapelle. If you know, you know. ✍️
3 months ago
Some parenting choices are so baffling, they make you want to book the next rocket off-planet. Professor Farnsworth has had enough. 🚀
3 months ago
Note to self: 'Heating your dinner' is not the witty comeback you think it is. 😅
3 months ago
When your friend's prank accidentally reveals the one contact name he didn't actually have to change. That's a lot of emotional damage! 💥
3 months ago
He started off so smooth and then committed the ultimate self-burn. A true legend. 😂
3 months ago
She started a historical war, and he decided to finish it with an even older historical reference. 💀
3 months ago
When you text the wrong number but they still manage to teach you a lesson in etiquette. 💀
3 months ago
You can't argue with the data. The statistics are clear on this one. 👩‍🚀🏳️‍🌈
3 months ago
Forget the Grand Canyon, I'm taking my next vacation to the majestic Lake McDonald's. 🛶
3 months ago
The stapler from Floor 4 is having a better vacation than I am. They said do not remove, they didn't specify from where. 😂
3 months ago
Fighting the tyranny of physical perfection by only getting swole on the right side. This isn't laziness, it's performance art. 🤌
3 months ago