He came over to lay some pipe, but not the kind he was expecting. ๐Ÿ˜…
1 month ago
When you go looking for a scientific explanation and find a family-shattering one instead. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 month ago
And just like that, their opinion becomes invalid. ๐Ÿง
1 month ago
The real hustle is selling the hustle. ๐Ÿง 
1 month ago
That's one heck of a 'thank you for your service' bonus. ๐Ÿคจ
1 month ago
Pfizer solving all the world's problems, one jab at a time. ๐ŸŒก๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ
1 month ago
He won the parking lottery, but at what cost? ๐Ÿค”
1 month ago
This is what they call mutually assured destruction ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
Fred always had the best plans... for himself, that is. ๐Ÿ˜
1 month ago
The plan was to expose him, but he just saw it as a free profile picture. King of fumbling the bag with style. ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
When a simple question doesn't work, you have to bring in the big guns. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 month ago
Username checks out. This security guard is taking 'company time' to a whole new level. ๐Ÿค˜
1 month ago
For Your Eyes Only... and maybe your doctor's. ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 month ago
He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago