This is my financial advisor now ๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 month ago
When you accidentally teach your kids that terrorism = anything bad
1 month ago
POV: You accidentally summon a demon but now he's your responsibility and you have to raise him.
1 month ago
I'm blushing from this blood rush of never having realized these not ever before seen contractions ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
I guess you could say he was horsing around a bit too much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When your girl says she's 'not like other girls' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you download a new GTA mod ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿด
1 month ago
When the meal prep calls for extra gravy and freedom fries ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŸ
1 month ago
My new year's resolution is to not get arrested because of my prejudice again. Starting now.๐Ÿฅ‚
1 month ago
When you miss your train by a second and have to wait another hour. SHEEEEEEEIT!
1 month ago
Jesus: "Hell yea nigga hit that shit" Pope: *lights blunt*
1 month ago
Me getting excited over โ€œFree Hand Jobsโ€ only to find out they were referring to something else ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
POV: You did all the work in the group project and now you're graduating with trust issues.
1 month ago
When snowmen realize they're just pre-shredded ski slopes. โ›„๏ธ๐ŸŽฟ
1 month ago
When you realize Ron Swanson was right all along ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago