Expectation vs. Reality: Dating Edition 😂
16 days ago
Me trying to get my crush's attention 😂
16 days ago
When you walk in on your roommate during a sex scene and troll face is there to make it extra weird 😂
16 days ago
Dad: "Can't decide which hand to use?" 😂
16 days ago
My dog doesn't care if I come home at 3 AM smelling like cheap beer and regret. He's just hyped I'm there. 😂
16 days ago
Spooning: For girls - cute, warm, and straight to sleep. For boys - a face full of hair, a dead arm, and a raging boner 😂
16 days ago
When you desperately want to go water skiing but also need to pick up the kids from school😂
16 days ago
When your rival steals your girl (and your Squirtle costume) 😭
16 days ago
When you ask a billionaire how he became a billionaire 😂
16 days ago
When you thought you finally found an empty stall and someone looks over 👁👁
16 days ago
Me explaining to my friend why I think the Jetsons predicted a utopian future 😂
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And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
16 days ago
Me casually walking into my parents room at 2 AM to ask if they have any games on their phone.
16 days ago
When your friend asks what your worst sex story is. 🤢
16 days ago
Me trying to subtly help my friend realize they have something on their butt 😂
16 days ago