Forget gender reveals, let's start celebrating the relationship milestones that really matter. So proud of them! 😂
2 months ago
You better watch out, you better not cry... Santa's coming to town and he needs one more Ho for the road. 😉
2 months ago
When your 3 AM thoughts are too cursed for the homies to handle, and they have to shut you down immediately.
2 months ago
My music taste ranges from 18th-century sea shanties to death metal to anime openings. The Spotify algorithm is working harder than my therapist. 🤖💥
2 months ago
How to start a civil war in the gaming community with just one word. 📱💥
2 months ago
This ice cream is looking extra cheeky today and I'm not sure how to feel about it. 😏
2 months ago
This tweet just solved an 80-year-old mystery about the Batsuit, and honestly, it makes perfect sense. 💀
2 months ago
T'Challa walked right into that one. Batman's comeback game is stronger than any vibranium suit. 💀
2 months ago
This mug perfectly describes my personality: polite on the surface, but don't push me. ☕️🖕
2 months ago
You just know it's about to be the best Chinese food you've ever had when the menu pictures are faded and a kid is doing homework at a table. 🔥
2 months ago
The eternal battle between my summer body goals and a slice of cheesy happiness. I think we know who wins. 👀🍕
2 months ago
The social media cold war has officially been declared. May the best profile pic win. 👀
2 months ago
The official gadget for when you're too lazy to even hold your phone while lying down. We have peaked as a civilization.
2 months ago
When your landlord makes a ridiculous complaint, you have to respond with an ultimate petty move. This is next-level strategic thinking. 🧠
2 months ago
When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. 🤣
2 months ago