Me and the boys on our way to tell Jim's wife he loves her after he got shot 12 times and his last words were 'What do you mean Jim rubs birds?'
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Me trying to convince my patient that *I'm* the one who's supposed to be doing the surgery 🔪😂
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Ben Grimm, aka The Thing from the Fantastic Four, finally catching a break... or the Invisible Woman's new toy?
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Girls vs Boys during puberty 😂
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This new pacemaker doubles as a phone charger! Talk about a bonus feature 😂
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Me trying to explain to the doctor that my butt lift was supposed to be a boob job 😂
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Me trying to get a perfect score on DDR Extreme 😂
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Me trying to fit in at the party after arriving fashionably late 😂
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The Seven Deadly Sins reimagined for the internet age 😂
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Me trying to level up my life 🫠
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Men, bless their hearts, have a simplified color palette. Women? We're fluent in 50 Shades of Pink (and every other color, too 😉).
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Politicians and free speech: A love-hate relationship 😂 #freespeech #politics #censorship
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When your wife says "Tie me to the bed and do whatever you want" and you take her literally 😂
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When life gives you oranges, make art. 🍊👨‍🎨
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Me and my brother serenading mom with our hit single "Butt to Butt" after our shower concert. 😂
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