When you can't afford all four wheels, but still need to get to work
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When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness. 😈
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When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
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Me trying to decide if I should save Skyrim or go on a date with an escort who says she'll be my "Skyrim" for the day. Decisions, decisions...
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When you troll Phil Collins fans on Facebook by posting "RIP" and they start posting condolences before checking the news 😂
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When you pour your heart out to your crush and they respond "IDUNOLOL" 😭
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When your bros go above and beyond to help you get the girl🐹
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Me trying to keep up with my history professor after they said the broomstick wasn't a broomstick.
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When the architect says "I've got an idea for the fire escape" 🤔😂
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When you and your roommate can't agree on which way the stairs should go 😂 #compromise #stairsofconfusion
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US Military: "This log is so heavy!" Russian Babushka: "Hold my vodka."
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Freddie Mercury riding Darth Vader like a boss during a Queen concert. The force is strong with this one! 😂
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New beard trimmer? So long nose hair, you're pubes now.
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🤯 When you realize Aladdin might be a post-apocalyptic future and the Genie is just vibing with ancient memes 😂
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If guns cause crime, then spoons make people fat, and pencils misspell words. Let's be real, it's not the tools, it's the choices people make! 🤔
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