He tried to hit his dad with the uno reverse card dad joke and got completely obliterated. 💀
He tried to hit his dad with the uno reverse card dad joke and got completely obliterated. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
121
This utensil is my spirit animal. It's supposed to be a spoon AND a fork, but can't hold soup or stab a single pea. The peak of useless innovation. 😂
This utensil is my spirit animal. It's supposed to be a spoon AND a fork, but can't hold soup or stab a single pea. The peak of useless innovation. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
111
When the insurance company asks how your house caught on fire during a flood... you just gotta play dumb. 🔥💧
When the insurance company asks how your house caught on fire during a flood... you just gotta play dumb. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ง
3 months ago
139
History lesson of the day: BC means Before Christ, and AD means... After Dat. 😂 Seems legit.
History lesson of the day: BC means Before Christ, and AD means... After Dat. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Seems legit.
3 months ago
112
That moment you realize you're the family potato, according to your 5-year-old artist. 🥔😭
That moment you realize you're the family potato, according to your 5-year-old artist. ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ˜ญ
3 months ago
155
ICE training seems a bit extreme these days. A 'warning shot' to the head is one way to stop them, I guess. 💀
ICE training seems a bit extreme these days. A 'warning shot' to the head is one way to stop them, I guess. ๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
95
Bringing financial stability and freedom, one intervention at a time. 🫡
Bringing financial stability and freedom, one intervention at a time. ๐Ÿซก
3 months ago
137
When you win the argument but realize you just proved your therapist's point. 🤦‍♀️
When you win the argument but realize you just proved your therapist's point. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
3 months ago
122
The original 'accept all cookies' pop-up. The Matrix was truly ahead of its time. 🍪
The original 'accept all cookies' pop-up. The Matrix was truly ahead of its time. ๐Ÿช
3 months ago
135
Fred always has the best ideas when it comes to 'solving mysteries.' 😏
Fred always has the best ideas when it comes to 'solving mysteries.' ๐Ÿ˜
4 months ago
144
All my previous convictions about not being a step-dad have mysteriously vanished. I'm ready for PTA meetings now. 😉
All my previous convictions about not being a step-dad have mysteriously vanished. I'm ready for PTA meetings now. ๐Ÿ˜‰
4 months ago
171
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. 🤦‍♀️
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
4 months ago
135
Why choose between money, time, and energy when you can just have all three? The Bitcoiner's guide to life. 😉
Why choose between money, time, and energy when you can just have all three? The Bitcoiner's guide to life. ๐Ÿ˜‰
4 months ago
106
Bro had one wish and he knew exactly what he wanted. The genie's face says it all. 😂
Bro had one wish and he knew exactly what he wanted. The genie's face says it all. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
141
When you've eaten way worse things from the backyard and can't understand what the big deal is. 🤷‍♂️🐶
When you've eaten way worse things from the backyard and can't understand what the big deal is. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿถ
4 months ago
136