When you accidentally put the "Share the love with your dad" Valentine's Day promo in the condom aisle ๐Ÿ’€. Someone's definitely getting fired for this masterpiece of awkwardness ๐Ÿ˜‚.
1 month ago
US Aerospace Stocks watching Boeing and F-35 crash news like ๐Ÿ‘€
1 month ago
When she's 5'0 and he's 6'10, it's not a relationship, it's a long-distance communication ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Introducing the new band sensation, OB/CD. Their hit single, "Muffin Top Blues," is topping the charts! ๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽค
1 month ago
Me trying to figure out why my PS2 game is telling me to look in a mirror ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me driving away from my homies after finally cuffing a shawty ๐Ÿ˜‚ They served their purpose well๐Ÿซก
1 month ago
Grandma's vintage "exercise equipment" from the basement. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ
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USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons! Person: Why don't you attack Russia? USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me when I check my boyfriend's phone to see if he's been talking to other girls but instead find 50 selfies of myself in his camera roll ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 month ago
When you spend 50 minutes complaining about your symptoms just for the doctor to say: "It's all in your head" ๐Ÿคช
1 month ago
Me to Java updates when they interrupt my coding flow ๐Ÿ˜‚. Ain't nobody got time for that! #NotToday
1 month ago
Two million iPhones sold in China? Pfft, those aren't REAL gifts. Now, the macaroni portrait I got for Father's Day... priceless! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you think you are smarter than a tow truck driver ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When someone asks what my Asian friend looks like ๐Ÿค”
1 month ago
Taxpayers: What is my purpose? Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles. Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
1 month ago