When your girl says she's leaving you for a "real man" 😂
When your girl says she's leaving you for a "real man" ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
16
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' 😂
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
44
When your kink is a little *too* specific 😂
When your kink is a little *too* specific ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
39
Celebrating a decade of love, or as the locals call it, 'Exhibit A'. 😂
Celebrating a decade of love, or as the locals call it, 'Exhibit A'. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
30
Me trying to find my way back to my happy place after a stressful day at work 😂
Me trying to find my way back to my happy place after a stressful day at work ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
34
When you're with Minnie and Donald walks in 👁👄👁
When you're with Minnie and Donald walks in ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘
10 months ago
23
Me 13 years later still trying to remember who my childhood crush was 😂
Me 13 years later still trying to remember who my childhood crush was ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
28
When you bring your doll to the company's movie night 🎎🍿
When you bring your doll to the company's movie night ๐ŸŽŽ๐Ÿฟ
10 months ago
20
When your mom asks you to turn on the lights
When your mom asks you to turn on the lights
10 months ago
17
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault*
Me: I understand this is a serious issue.
My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? 🤔
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault* Me: I understand this is a serious issue. My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
32
Chris, age 6, is definitely going places. Just not college.
Chris, age 6, is definitely going places. Just not college.
10 months ago
25
Facebook users be like: "It's free real estate!" 😂 Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg in the background: "I'm about to make a fortune off your data!" 🤑
Facebook users be like: "It's free real estate!" ๐Ÿ˜‚ Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg in the background: "I'm about to make a fortune off your data!" ๐Ÿค‘
10 months ago
29
When you’re a perfectionist in your sleep and can never find the right pillow height 😭
When youโ€™re a perfectionist in your sleep and can never find the right pillow height ๐Ÿ˜ญ
10 months ago
31
When you find out your "best friend" spent $250 on your dinner and you're like 👀🤑
When you find out your "best friend" spent $250 on your dinner and you're like ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿค‘
10 months ago
16
When your date is 2D but your hunger is 3D 😂
When your date is 2D but your hunger is 3D ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
34