When Bruce Willis takes "Amazing Race" a bit too literally 😂
When Bruce Willis takes "Amazing Race" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
198
My girlfriend is like my life... I don't have one 😂
My girlfriend is like my life... I don't have one ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
116
This better not be *that* kind of lotion.
This better not be *that* kind of lotion.
1 year ago
114
Five cats died taking a bullet for you? That's impressive dedication, or maybe just terrible aim on the shooter's part 🤔😂
Five cats died taking a bullet for you? That's impressive dedication, or maybe just terrible aim on the shooter's part ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
185
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your 🍆 into the 🕳️, then it's like riding a 🐂.  🤠
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your ๐Ÿ† into the ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ, then it's like riding a ๐Ÿ‚. ๐Ÿค 
1 year ago
206
When you realize European actors are always extra 😂, meanwhile, Americans are like 'I'm too cool 😎 for school 🏫'.
When you realize European actors are always extra ๐Ÿ˜‚, meanwhile, Americans are like 'I'm too cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž for school ๐Ÿซ'.
1 year ago
125
Redheads vs. Gingers 😂 One's a fiery goddess, the other...well, let's just say they're not known for their souls. 🔥 Just kidding (mostly) 😉
Redheads vs. Gingers ๐Ÿ˜‚ One's a fiery goddess, the other...well, let's just say they're not known for their souls. ๐Ÿ”ฅ Just kidding (mostly) ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
118
When you realize the Mayan calendar didn't account for software updates 😂
When you realize the Mayan calendar didn't account for software updates ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
189
When the sun finally rises to smite the goose that keeps waking you up every morning at 5 AM. 🌞🗡️🐔
When the sun finally rises to smite the goose that keeps waking you up every morning at 5 AM. ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ๐Ÿ”
1 year ago
217
When you light up a cigarette, you're just chilling. When *he* lights up a cigarette, it's suddenly a public menace. 😂
When you light up a cigarette, you're just chilling. When *he* lights up a cigarette, it's suddenly a public menace. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
198
Me on my deathbed demanding a real laptop because I ain't going out like a peasant with this outdated brick 😂
Me on my deathbed demanding a real laptop because I ain't going out like a peasant with this outdated brick ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
195
When you almost score that winning goal but then realize you're on the wrong team ๐Ÿ˜‚ #hockeyfails #oops
1 year ago
210
Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work 😴
Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
206
Me trying to understand how my brain works after staring at this for too long ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
1 year ago
122
Me using Google to find the definition of a word I just used in my essay 😂
Me using Google to find the definition of a word I just used in my essay ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
110