When you want to promote safe sex, but also kind of a savage. ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
When your code throws so many errors, it needs its own O'Reilly book ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Surfers: We should be able to ride this wave, no problem. The ocean: Lol, kelp
4 months ago
My wife and I keep "trying" for a second child ๐Ÿ˜‚. Little does she know, my secret vasectomy was the best gift I ever gave myself ๐Ÿคซ.
4 months ago
Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Behold, the meat manger! On this day, we celebrate the birth of...protein! ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‘‘
4 months ago
Me trying to reconnect to the Wi-Fi at 3am after posting a spicy meme online ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Build your own pocket-sized Fรผhrer! Perfect for history buffs and aspiring dictators. (Batteries and world domination plans not included)
4 months ago
When you take too much LSD ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿฆ„๐ŸŒˆ
4 months ago
When you realize that every country's rage comic face is just a slightly different variation of the same screaming face ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you accidentally step out into a blizzard after doing a few lines
4 months ago
America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฅ‡
4 months ago
My Batman name is Bat Man. What's yours?๐Ÿฆ‡
4 months ago
When you try your best but you don't succee๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…
4 months ago
Facebook: Where you sit around, waste time, write on walls, and get poked by strangers... just like jail, but with more cat memes ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago