Me trying to avoid eye contact with Jimmy Wales after accidentally editing the Scopophobia Wikipedia page: 👀
4 months ago
Professor Farnsworth has discovered the secret to making everyone uncomfortable! Good news, indeed! 😂
4 months ago
When your boss asks if you completed that project that's been open for 2 years 😂
4 months ago
Stalking IRL: Creepy. Stalking on Facebook: Jackpot! 😂 It's not creepy if it's through a screen, right? 👀
4 months ago
Me trying to find the bathroom in someone's house after my third glass of wine. 🍷
4 months ago
This map perfectly sums up my San Francisco bubble. Now, where did I put my America's Hat?
4 months ago
When you find out the hot guy you were checking out prefers men 💅
4 months ago
When you're lonely and tired of working alone, hold a meeting and socialize with colleagues, feel important, and impress them. All on company time! 😂
4 months ago
Me trying to explain to TSA that "My First Cavity Search" is just a children's book and not a how-to manual. 😬
4 months ago
Planning your next vacation? ✈️🌎 This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. 😂 Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
4 months ago
Me escaping reality after failing NNN 😂
4 months ago
When you are so small, but your ID says that you are 47 years old 😂
4 months ago
When sharing 24 songs costs $1.5 million: 🤔 Guess I'll become a pirate then.🏴‍☠️
4 months ago
Me trying to be polite when someone rings my doorbell during the Super Bowl.
4 months ago
Me trying to figure out where I land on the morality alignment chart. Turns out, I'm a chaotic good... at being bad 😈
4 months ago