When your past self is the real MVP. Ordering pizza for your future high self
4 months ago
When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. 💀
4 months ago
When Darth Vader gives you the ultimate rejection 😂
4 months ago
When your game crashes for the 100th time and you're about to become one with the rage. 😡🕹️
4 months ago
Modern FPS games be like: walk 5 feet, watch cutscene. Repeat.
4 months ago
Me trying to remember the broadcast MAC address after completing my CCNA course. 🤯
4 months ago
George Bush: I screwed you all. But thanks for blaming it on the black guy 😂
4 months ago
Batman: "I'll listen to your joke." Joker: "Knock knock..." Batman: "Come in." 😂
4 months ago
Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
4 months ago
When the vegan says you're a murderer, but you ordered the whole family bucket so no chicken gets left behind 😂
4 months ago
When your math homework says "show your work":
4 months ago
Billie Eilish's brother be like, "I only date girls who are the spitting image of my talented sister". 😂
4 months ago
One small step for a man, one giant leap for "footwear" kind. 🌕
4 months ago
Breaking News: Zuckerberg found hiding in old photos from 1940. He’s been collecting data for a while now. 🕵️‍♂️😂
4 months ago
Me trying to explain to the cashier how I got paid to buy these apples 😂
4 months ago