One's a 'bad influence,' the other's an 'angel.' The internet is a wild place, folks. ๐Ÿคฏ
1 month ago
When you think all the trick-or-treaters are gone and the candy is all yours... BAM! ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿ˜‚ Gotta give it to the kid for the creativity. "I'm your period, sorry I'm late" is the best Halloween costume ever! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to trash talk in real life after spending too much time online ๐Ÿซ 
1 month ago
Introducing the Privacy Tent: Because sometimes you just need to escape from reality (or your family) for a little while. Comes in multiple colors to match your aura. โœจ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Surrounded yet threatened? ๐Ÿค” Seems like someone needs a bigger map! #USA #Iran #Military
1 month ago
Me trying to remove my gel manicure after 6 months๐Ÿ’…
1 month ago
When you're the hero Gotham deserves, but also the one they dance with.๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿฆ‡
1 month ago
Nicki Minaj's "Starships" music video be like: ๐Ÿด๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Modern FPS games be like: "Why explore secret areas and defeat challenging bosses when you can just regenerate health and shoot generic enemies in a linear corridor?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
New Star Wars Action Figures. Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen: Charred Remains ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ. Perfect for recreating that iconic scene from A New Hope. For ages 18 and up (because it's kinda morbid ๐Ÿ˜‚).
2 months ago
My dad told Eve not to eat the apple, but she ate it anyway. And that's why we're all here. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When your partner finds out you left your Facebook open ๐Ÿ˜ฑ. Time to face the music (or maybe just a very awkward dinner) ๐Ÿ˜ฌ.
2 months ago
Me pretending to care about my followers when it snows outside ๐Ÿ˜‚. "Oh no, it's a blizzard! Hope everyone is safe insideโ€ฆ not like me, who's braving the elements to update you all!" ๐Ÿ˜
2 months ago
When you and your friend both get the same Halloween costume but try to style it differently ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago