The road to no fishing is paved with good intentions... and a lot of permits. 😂
3 months ago
Somehow, a giant man-eating shark seems more manageable. 😬
3 months ago
When you try to de-escalate but accidentally choose the 'start World War 3' dialogue option. 💀
3 months ago
My greatest and most temporary achievement. 🥲
3 months ago
My 'happy little clouds' always looked more like angry little potatoes. 🥔😂
3 months ago
Oi mate, you got a loicense for that spicy meme? 🇬🇧💂‍♂️
3 months ago
He understood the assignment... a little too well. Meet Twin #1 and Twin #2! 😂
3 months ago
My dog's political ideology changes depending on whose food bowl is full. 🐍 vs ☭
3 months ago
They couldn't have done it without me, for real. 😭🙏
3 months ago
The 'and not be racist' part is doing some very heavy lifting here. 🏋️‍♀️
3 months ago
Task failed successfully. 😬
3 months ago
When the logic is so twisted it starts to make sense in a weird way. 🤔💀
3 months ago
Pour one out for the $5 footlongs and $20 full tanks. We truly didn't know how good we had it. 😩💸
3 months ago
When the Professor says 'Good news, everyone!' and you know it's another suicide mission. 🚀
3 months ago
Forget 'cool as a cucumber', I AM the cucumber now. Peak relaxation has been achieved. 🥒🧘
3 months ago