The one skincare routine dermatologists HATE ๐Ÿคซ
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Some people just want to watch the world burn, one relationship at a time. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿคฃ
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The pure bliss of getting the invite but choosing peace and quiet instead. ๐Ÿ˜Œโœจ
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When your mom tells you to pull your pants up one too many times. ๐Ÿ‘–
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He makes a compelling argument, you have to admit. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
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I'll take my celery 'ribbed for xtra pleasure,' please. They really knew how to sell vegetables back in the day! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When the doctor gives you a problem for your solution. ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿถ Don't waste the meds! ๐Ÿคฃ
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Taking calls from world leaders on the new secure line. Seems legit. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ˜‚
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Bro is using the 'How to get slapped' WikiHow guide. ๐Ÿ’€
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Forget stocks, invest in a 60-year-old with a 401k and a LinkedIn network. ๐Ÿ“ˆ
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Wait, so the good guys' big ceremony was based on *that*? George, we need to talk... ๐Ÿคจ
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This best man is getting either a standing ovation or a punch in the face. No in-between. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽค
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It's all about how you frame it. He's not wrong though... technically. ๐ŸšŒ
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They had us in the first half, not gonna lie... then I did the math ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ’€
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And you thought being the third wheel was awkward... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Talk about being stuck in the middle! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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