When the sun finally rises to smite the goose that keeps waking you up every morning at 5 AM. 🌞🗡️🐔
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When you light up a cigarette, you're just chilling. When *he* lights up a cigarette, it's suddenly a public menace. 😂
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Me on my deathbed demanding a real laptop because I ain't going out like a peasant with this outdated brick 😂
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When you almost score that winning goal but then realize you're on the wrong team 😂 #hockeyfails #oops
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Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work 😴
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Me trying to understand how my brain works after staring at this for too long 😵‍💫
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Me using Google to find the definition of a word I just used in my essay 😂
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Me pretending to know what I'm doing while enabling cookies
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CNN be like: "In other news, water is dry, the sun rises in the West, and Switzerland is East of Germany. More at 11."
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Me trying to figure out the difference between a Pop-Tart and a Toaster Strudel at 3 AM
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Zipper problems? This meme got you covered! 😂 No more embarrassing moments with a runaway zipper. 🤐
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My life improves exponentially the longer I go without having to open Xorg.conf. Anyone else relate? 😅
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He farted. She sprayed air freshener. And then, he assaulted her? Sounds like someone needs to work on their communication skills and anger management 💨🙊
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When you find the gravity of the Death Star in the Android API documentation. 😂 Not bad, Android developers, not bad. 👍
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When you accidentally unlock a new level of existential crisis on live TV 😂
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