This mug perfectly describes my personality: polite on the surface, but don't push me. ☕️🖕
This mug perfectly describes my personality: polite on the surface, but don't push me. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ–•
6 months ago
80
You just know it's about to be the best Chinese food you've ever had when the menu pictures are faded and a kid is doing homework at a table. 🔥
You just know it's about to be the best Chinese food you've ever had when the menu pictures are faded and a kid is doing homework at a table. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
6 months ago
83
The eternal battle between my summer body goals and a slice of cheesy happiness. I think we know who wins. 👀🍕
The eternal battle between my summer body goals and a slice of cheesy happiness. I think we know who wins. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ•
6 months ago
93
The social media cold war has officially been declared. May the best profile pic win. 👀
The social media cold war has officially been declared. May the best profile pic win. ๐Ÿ‘€
6 months ago
97
The official gadget for when you're too lazy to even hold your phone while lying down. We have peaked as a civilization.
The official gadget for when you're too lazy to even hold your phone while lying down. We have peaked as a civilization.
6 months ago
74
When your landlord makes a ridiculous complaint, you have to respond with an ultimate petty move. This is next-level strategic thinking. 🧠
When your landlord makes a ridiculous complaint, you have to respond with an ultimate petty move. This is next-level strategic thinking. ๐Ÿง 
6 months ago
94
When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. 🤣
When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. ๐Ÿคฃ
6 months ago
96
A classic case of relationship miscommunication. He heard 'women's section' and headed straight for the cleaning supplies. So close, yet so far. 😂
A classic case of relationship miscommunication. He heard 'women's section' and headed straight for the cleaning supplies. So close, yet so far. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
80
When you ask your dad a serious question and he gives you a lifetime of trauma instead of an answer. 🤣
When you ask your dad a serious question and he gives you a lifetime of trauma instead of an answer. ๐Ÿคฃ
6 months ago
96
This dad's parenting style is on another level. Revenge is a dish best served cold... like ice cream. 😉
This dad's parenting style is on another level. Revenge is a dish best served cold... like ice cream. ๐Ÿ˜‰
6 months ago
89
That awkward moment you realize 'thinking for yourself' just means repeating what the politicians say. 🐑
That awkward moment you realize 'thinking for yourself' just means repeating what the politicians say. ๐Ÿ‘
6 months ago
59
Well, that's one way to look at it. Technically correct, and also a massive red flag. 🚩🤷‍♂️
Well, that's one way to look at it. Technically correct, and also a massive red flag. ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
94
The most important step to success is always the last one on the list.
The most important step to success is always the last one on the list.
6 months ago
57
A masterclass in negotiation styles from the last three US Presidents. Trump's 'Art of the Deal' is a bit different. 📞💥
A masterclass in negotiation styles from the last three US Presidents. Trump's 'Art of the Deal' is a bit different. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ’ฅ
6 months ago
88
The Gordon Ramsay method for scoring a date: sear for 30 seconds, then finish it off somewhere warmer. 😉
The Gordon Ramsay method for scoring a date: sear for 30 seconds, then finish it off somewhere warmer. ๐Ÿ˜‰
6 months ago
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