Free cat to a good home. Wife won't let me keep her. 😹
2 days ago
Me trying to explain to my grandma why "laughing out loud" isn't three separate words 😂
2 days ago
IRONY is getting PREGNANT on a PULL OUT COUCH. 🤣
2 days ago
When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl 😂 #RiskyBusiness
2 days ago
Gen X Skeletor has no time for your emotional baggage. 😂
2 days ago
When you get promoted from employee to customer, you're not just fired, you're jobn't 😂 #promotedtocustomer #jobn't
2 days ago
Me trying to negotiate with my teacher for better grades 😂
2 days ago
When you thought you were both on the same page about the pandemic, but then they double-masked their toddler
2 days ago
Me explaining to my mom why I can't pause an online game 😂
2 days ago
Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government: 📉
2 days ago
Me and the boys on our way to yeet the cat into the lake
2 days ago
When you're fully vaxxed and boosted but still catch the case of the "toe tag"
2 days ago
When people try to roast you but you take it as a compliment 😂
2 days ago
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" 😂
3 days ago
When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls 😂
3 days ago