They had us in the first half, not gonna lie... then I did the math ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
And you thought being the third wheel was awkward... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Talk about being stuck in the middle! ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When your threat is actually a self-own. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
Forget family, the portfolio needs me! ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿš€
4 months ago
Phew, almost had a moment of self-awareness there. Glad I'm a real person with my own thoughts, which conveniently align with every major news outlet. ๐Ÿค–
4 months ago
Nintendo's design department is on a different level... a much, much higher level. ๐Ÿ„โœจ
4 months ago
When you ask the internet for an opinion vs. when you ask your mom. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
That awkward moment at the global economy party when you're not in the exclusive AAA club anymore. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
Forget cold showers, the secret to holiness is a raw potato. ๐Ÿฅ”
4 months ago
The one time you actually need the government to have your files... ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ป
4 months ago
Shoutout to my NSA agent for always being there for me, literally. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4 months ago
The goodest boy accidentally became the scariest boy. Send help (and new pants). ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ
4 months ago
Some questions are better left for the search bar, not the prayer circle. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you definitely didn't read the rules before agreeing to play... ๐Ÿ˜ณ
4 months ago
Wait a minute... that's not the Magic Kingdom. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
4 months ago