When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. 💍
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. ๐Ÿ’
7 months ago
290
A Christmas tree for those who are brave enough to skip the pricks. No needles, just pure, festive balls. 😉🎄
A Christmas tree for those who are brave enough to skip the pricks. No needles, just pure, festive balls. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐ŸŽ„
7 months ago
265
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. 🤣
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. ๐Ÿคฃ
7 months ago
378
Some people are just naturally immune to the AI takeover, and this is exhibit A. 🤣
Some people are just naturally immune to the AI takeover, and this is exhibit A. ๐Ÿคฃ
7 months ago
225
When the 'babysitting' job comes with some very adult perks. 🚗👀
When the 'babysitting' job comes with some very adult perks. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ‘€
7 months ago
239
When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. 🍻
When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. ๐Ÿป
7 months ago
315
This golf shop offers a marriage protection plan for only $4.95. Best investment a golfer can make! 😂🤫
This golf shop offers a marriage protection plan for only $4.95. Best investment a golfer can make! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคซ
7 months ago
341
The moment you realize your job is just being an NPC in a billionaire's side quest. 🤯 He's not wrong though.
The moment you realize your job is just being an NPC in a billionaire's side quest. ๐Ÿคฏ He's not wrong though.
7 months ago
300
Some call it lazy, others call it genius. This dad is playing 4D chess with his household chores. 👑
Some call it lazy, others call it genius. This dad is playing 4D chess with his household chores. ๐Ÿ‘‘
7 months ago
345
It's not about the odds, it's about paying a small fee for the right to fantasize about quitting my job for a whole night.
It's not about the odds, it's about paying a small fee for the right to fantasize about quitting my job for a whole night.
7 months ago
228
They really don't make them like they used to. I want a fridge that will outlive me and my future grandkids. 😤
They really don't make them like they used to. I want a fridge that will outlive me and my future grandkids. ๐Ÿ˜ค
7 months ago
310
When you're supposed to read '1984' as a warning, not an instruction manual. ✍️
When you're supposed to read '1984' as a warning, not an instruction manual. โœ๏ธ
8 months ago
270
So that's what Santa's workshop looks like... a lot less jolly and a lot more assembling. Merry Christmas, kids! 🎁
So that's what Santa's workshop looks like... a lot less jolly and a lot more assembling. Merry Christmas, kids! ๐ŸŽ
8 months ago
314
When you're so dedicated you fall asleep on the job. That finger has seen the dawn of a new era. 🧠
When you're so dedicated you fall asleep on the job. That finger has seen the dawn of a new era. ๐Ÿง 
8 months ago
310
Yo dawg, I heard you like being governed, so we put a government over your government so you can be governed while you're being governed.
Yo dawg, I heard you like being governed, so we put a government over your government so you can be governed while you're being governed.
8 months ago
267