Back in my day, identity theft was as easy as opening the mailbox 😂
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Girls when they get a 99/100 while boys when they lose 3 wars and still act cool 😎
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Millennials trying to adult in this economy. 😭 First homes, then retirement and now eggs?! What's next, we can't afford air? 💀
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Me trying to decide if I'm hot or cold after stepping out of the shower 😂
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When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
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When your job treats you like 💩, you write your resignation letter on toilet paper 😂
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Me after paying my taxes and waiting for the roads to be fixed 😂
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Men produce... 🤔... masterpieces! Like this meme, for example. 😂
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Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today 😂
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Me trying to make a quick exit from a conversation I don't want to be in 😬
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When 420 falls on Easter weekend, Snoop Dogg is ready to celebrate! 🐰💨🥚
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Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry really vibing to the new hit single "Tax Evasion" 😂
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Grandpa Simpson: Back in my day, YouTube actually cared about user feedback 😂
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Me trying to get a bigger chest at the gym 💀
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Me pretending to know the code for dragon fruit when it doesn't scan so the cashier thinks I'm a grocery store genius 😂
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