My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. 🫠
My brain's two settings: 'Don't do the thing' and 'Feel bad for not doing the thing'. ๐Ÿซ 
7 months ago
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When your job title sounds important but the job description is 'don't talk to me' 💀🔥
When your job title sounds important but the job description is 'don't talk to me' ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ
7 months ago
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When you're the only one in the group who did their own 'research'. 🧐
When you're the only one in the group who did their own 'research'. ๐Ÿง
7 months ago
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When you ask for a spotter but they just offer to call an ambulance for you. Thanks, I guess? 🙄
When you ask for a spotter but they just offer to call an ambulance for you. Thanks, I guess? ๐Ÿ™„
7 months ago
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And that, kids, is how I learned to sleep on the couch. 🤷‍♂️
And that, kids, is how I learned to sleep on the couch. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
7 months ago
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Talk about a complicated relationship status. 😬
Talk about a complicated relationship status. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
7 months ago
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When the AI calls you out on your Stack Overflow habits... 🤖😂
When the AI calls you out on your Stack Overflow habits... ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
33
Is that a promise or a public service announcement? Asking for a friend... 👀
Is that a promise or a public service announcement? Asking for a friend... ๐Ÿ‘€
7 months ago
34
Virgin Proprietary OS vs. Chad Open Source 🗿
Virgin Proprietary OS vs. Chad Open Source ๐Ÿ—ฟ
7 months ago
23
Some problems require... unconventional solutions. 💩🔪🥶
Some problems require... unconventional solutions. ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿฅถ
7 months ago
29
Somehow my 5 minutes is more important than the extra hour I gave them yesterday. Office logic is a special kind of chaos. 🤡
Somehow my 5 minutes is more important than the extra hour I gave them yesterday. Office logic is a special kind of chaos. ๐Ÿคก
7 months ago
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When the producer joins the Dark Side to fix your mix. The lack of bass is disturbing... 🎧🔊
When the producer joins the Dark Side to fix your mix. The lack of bass is disturbing... ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿ”Š
7 months ago
20
That awkward moment when the government is more invested in your relationship than you are. 😂📞
That awkward moment when the government is more invested in your relationship than you are. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ž
7 months ago
20
The only thing more confusing than girls is the second law of thermodynamics. 😭📚
The only thing more confusing than girls is the second law of thermodynamics. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ“š
7 months ago
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He's not just securing the perimeter, he's securing the best deals on soda. 🛒👮‍♂️🇺🇸
He's not just securing the perimeter, he's securing the best deals on soda. ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
7 months ago
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