Me trying to explain to my parents why I haven't found "the one": "Look, I just need stable internet first. Love can wait. 😂"
5 days ago
Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom: *Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients* Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
5 days ago
When the genie gives you two great options, but you forget which one you chose 😂
5 days ago
When you can't afford all four wheels, but still need to get to work
5 days ago
When someone steals your Happy Meal, so you steal their happiness. 😈
5 days ago
When you ask your mom for money and she says "Ask your dad" and then your dad says "Ask your mom" and you end up homeless.
5 days ago
Me trying to decide if I should save Skyrim or go on a date with an escort who says she'll be my "Skyrim" for the day. Decisions, decisions...
5 days ago
When you troll Phil Collins fans on Facebook by posting "RIP" and they start posting condolences before checking the news 😂
5 days ago
When you pour your heart out to your crush and they respond "IDUNOLOL" 😭
5 days ago
When your bros go above and beyond to help you get the girl🐹
5 days ago
Me trying to keep up with my history professor after they said the broomstick wasn't a broomstick.
5 days ago
When the architect says "I've got an idea for the fire escape" 🤔😂
5 days ago
When you and your roommate can't agree on which way the stairs should go 😂 #compromise #stairsofconfusion
5 days ago
US Military: "This log is so heavy!" Russian Babushka: "Hold my vodka."
5 days ago
Freddie Mercury riding Darth Vader like a boss during a Queen concert. The force is strong with this one! 😂
5 days ago