Me trying to explain to my kids how cool the internet was back in the day 😂
1 month ago
FALCON PUNCH!! It solves teen pregnancy...and probably a few other problems too 😂
1 month ago
When your proposal is more of a Captain Picard's "Engage" command 😂. Resistance is futile!💍
1 month ago
Me trying to relive my glory days after finding a puddle. 💦
1 month ago
New job listing just dropped. Apply now for the chance to achieve ultimate enlightenment and finally upgrade from that Nokia brick.
1 month ago
"Stay Clear Boys" shirt. More like a homing beacon. Dad needs an upgrade 😂
1 month ago
When you want to celebrate but choose the wrong day
1 month ago
Me holding you vs me holding myself back from kissing you all the time 😂
1 month ago
When the doctor's 'slightly elevated' takes on a whole new meaning 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to decide which toaster to buy after seeing one in an influencer's bathroom 🤔
1 month ago
Me pretending to be surprised when my partner wakes up 😂😍
1 month ago
When she makes that face, you know you're doing something right! (Or at least something she likes) 😂
1 month ago
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it. Especially 15 million Ukrainians and 3 million Russians during the Holodomor. 💀
1 month ago
Me receiving the "Most Likely to Scroll Through Memes for 3 hours straight" award. 😂
1 month ago
Why are there flowers in this casket? This is a meme not a funeral. Anyways, what's one shot between homies?
1 month ago