Me pretending to be confident before attempting anything slightly challenging ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
When you accidentally stumble into the women's restroom and have an existential crisis about glitter and Mariah Carey. โœจ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
I'm not sure why, but I can't stop imagining a French cat every time someone types 'LMAO' ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Me, after two drinks, having an in-depth philosophical debate with my brain about the meaning of a Cheeto ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
When you get a Farmville request on Facebook ๐Ÿ˜‚. Time to throw the computer out of the window
5 months ago
Jim, a true gentleman. Knows how to respect others in a public place. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Enjoy Capitalismโ„ข - now available in a refreshing, exploitative flavor.
5 months ago
We live in a society where dropping bombs costs less than feeding people. Priorities, people! ๐Ÿค” #WorldHunger #MilitarySpending
5 months ago
When you realize your expensive degree in 14th Century Women's Studies didnโ€™t exactly prepare you for a career in high finance. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
When you're a KitKat Klan member and your friend offers you a Snickers ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
5 months ago
"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it." ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
When she said "just coffee" but now you're elbow deep and questioning all your life choices ๐Ÿ’ฆโ˜•๏ธ
5 months ago
Me pretending I'm not addicted to having my phone at 100% ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Me trying to find a girl that will commit after having so many one night stands ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.๐Ÿ•บ
5 months ago