It's not what it looks like, officer. They're just LEGO plants for my LEGO garden.๐ŸŒฟ
16 days ago
When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. ๐Ÿ˜‚
16 days ago
Me pretending to save water by taking shorter showers ๐Ÿ˜‚
16 days ago
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
16 days ago
Me pretending to be busy at 4:59pm so I can leave work on time ๐Ÿ˜‚
16 days ago
This snek is calibrating its internal GPS ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ. Now it knows exactly where to go for its next snack ๐Ÿ›.
16 days ago
Me trying to subtly suggest a search term to someone looking over my shoulder browsing Google Images. ๐Ÿคซ
16 days ago
POV: You're a penguin realizing the beach isn't a giant snow pile and you're hundreds of miles off course ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ–๏ธ
16 days ago
Nailed it! Just not the landing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
16 days ago
Me trying to apply math problems to real life ๐Ÿ˜‚
16 days ago
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti ๐Ÿท
16 days ago
When you realize 4am is way past a baby's bedtime ๐Ÿ˜‚ #parenting
16 days ago
Me trying to meditate for 5 seconds before remembering all the shit I have to do today ๐Ÿ˜‚
16 days ago
When your girls are talking crazy ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜‚ but your date doesnโ€™t quite understand the assignment ๐Ÿ˜น #Memes #Dating
16 days ago
When your girl says it's over, but you work in construction and don't hear so well because of the loud noises. ๐Ÿ˜‚
16 days ago