When you can't afford the stadium prices, but you still want to watch the game while enjoying a drink. This fan brought his own flask but forgot the cups 😂
3 months ago
When you ask for caramel apples, but life gives you caramel onions 😂🧅🍎
3 months ago
This sweater's got more firepower than my grandma's fruitcake. ⬆️⬇️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️START! Ready for an epic Christmas Contra session? 🎄👾
3 months ago
Europe 2000 years ago vs. USA 500 years ago. Guess indoor plumbing wasn't a priority for everyone 😂
3 months ago
When you accidentally become a symbol of hope and freedom after burning books, banning music, hating blacks and murdering gays 😬
3 months ago
Me trying to understand how this illusion works after shaking my head furiously 😂
3 months ago
When you can name every cast member of Jersey Shore but can't name a single scientist who made significant contributions to our current understanding of the world 😂
3 months ago
Abe Lincoln dropping truth bombs about the internet before it even existed. 🤔 #HonestAbe #InternetWisdom
3 months ago
When you see your dad with your mom last night and start to question his real intentions 🤔🍼
3 months ago
Me at 2 AM: "I'm not drunk enough to send this text." My phone: "Are you sure about that?" 🥴
3 months ago
When you're trying to appreciate fine art, but all you can think about is the giant duck staring into your soul 😂🦆
3 months ago
Na na na na na na na na na na na na...Snackman!
3 months ago
People realizing the Titanic wasn't just a movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio. 🤯
3 months ago
Me trying to follow the food pyramid 😂🍕
3 months ago
Me trying to convince my toddler to go to sleep 😴
3 months ago