Well, that's one way to look at it. Technically correct, and also a massive red flag. 🚩🤷‍♂️
19 days ago
The most important step to success is always the last one on the list.
19 days ago
A masterclass in negotiation styles from the last three US Presidents. Trump's 'Art of the Deal' is a bit different. 📞💥
19 days ago
The Gordon Ramsay method for scoring a date: sear for 30 seconds, then finish it off somewhere warmer. 😉
19 days ago
That moment of realization when your doctor knows more about your diet than you do. 😬
19 days ago
When the devil tries to be intimidating but you've spent too much time on the internet. 😂
20 days ago
She thought she was making a point about length, but the internet decided to measure her forehead instead. That's a critical hit! 💀
20 days ago
He's taking this whole 'ghosting' thing a little too seriously. You can't disappear on him now. 👻
20 days ago
When you try to use the 'I identify as' card at the pearly gates. Nice try, Satan. 😈
20 days ago
Forget SpaceX, the new space race is powered by sugar and fizz. To Mars we go! 🚀😂
20 days ago
This fan theory about Ewoks being former Care Bears who've fallen on hard times just makes so much sense. You can't unsee it now.
21 days ago
She took her middle school notebook doodles to a whole new level with this 'Cool S' tattoo. Respect. 😂
21 days ago
Even in a galaxy far, far away, some husbands just never get around to painting the ceiling. 🤷‍♂️
21 days ago
That 1 out of 5 developers is really having a rough time during the code review process. It's a team sport, they said.
21 days ago
When your friend's matchmaking skills are so on point you end up with a goth wife and four half-goth babies. 🖤💚
21 days ago