When you accidentally pick up all the groceries in one trip and your wife's impressed ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜‚ #seahorsedad
12 days ago
When you have the munchies, but still wanna get baked. This is some next level Marinara-juana ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’จ
12 days ago
Nailed it! This caricature perfectly captures our...unique beauty. ๐Ÿ˜‚
12 days ago
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor that my McChicken investment strategy has been crushing the market ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ“ˆ
12 days ago
Google be like: "I know everything, muahahaha... oh yeah, here are some ads you might like. ๐Ÿ˜Ž"
12 days ago
Me and my homies delegating all our brainpower to the professionals so we can enjoy Hot Girl Summer without a single thought. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
12 days ago
Samurai Warriors 4: Where you can finally achieve inner peace by turning off the female characters ๐Ÿ˜‚
13 days ago
Just another casual day in Australian Parliament ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ž
13 days ago
When you reach peak based levels and realize that true diversity is no diversity at all. ๐Ÿ˜‚
13 days ago
In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people. ๐Ÿ’€ The bench in his memory can only fit four normal sized people. No fatties allowed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
13 days ago
When you and your bestie are having a relaxing spa day ๐Ÿง–โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿš๐Ÿฅฃ
13 days ago
That's one smart kitty ๐Ÿ˜น
13 days ago
"I can tell these dark jokes because I'm dark" - The Joker probably
13 days ago
If you like someone, tell them. Don't break their bones. That's illegal. ๐Ÿ’€
13 days ago
British refinement at its finest. ๐Ÿ˜‚ In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the ideaโ€ฆ by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! ๐Ÿโžก๏ธ๐Ÿงป
13 days ago