In Ireland, you don't choose the water temperature, the water chooses you. ðŸ”Ĩ❄ïļ
26 days ago
When you hear there are a few extra guests in the garage and Dad is happy about it.
26 days ago
World peace is great and all, but have you considered a Lamborghini? ðŸĪ”
26 days ago
When you're feeling artsy and your hand becomes your canvas.ðŸĶĒðŸŽĻ
26 days ago
When you're the only one in your friend group who knows how to use a mirror.
27 days ago
Kevin's guide to getting all the panties in college. Step 1: Enroll in History of Women. Step 2: Tell a terrible pun. Step 3: Profit?
27 days ago
When your friend finishes before you in the next room over and you're both quoting Street Fighter 😂
27 days ago
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest 😂 #FriendzoneChronicles
27 days ago
Men who demand "Tits or GTFO" but refuse to show their own assets. Classic case of double standards. 😂
27 days ago
Looks like Steven finally finished his connect-the-dots puzzle, and it led him straight to retirement. Congrats on connecting your way out of a job, champ! ðŸĨģ
28 days ago
This dog learned one important lesson in 8 months. Never skip leg day! 💊
28 days ago
Every neighborhood needs this revolutionary child raising technique. The children shall be known as the Children of the Trough ðŸĨĢ
28 days ago
She said: "It's me or the beer!" Anyway...🍚
28 days ago
Me explaining to my doctor why I gained 10 pounds this summer: ðŸĪĢ
28 days ago
Me trying to explain to my friends that my car is more than just a car. It's a lifestyle.ðŸ˜ī
28 days ago