When you want to study law but you realize you've got more potential as the criminal. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 month ago
When you find out why your daughter suddenly loves pineapple and has a date tonight. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿงน
1 month ago
CEOs: *fire everyone to save money* Also CEOs: 'Wow, why is unemployment so high and why does nobody want to work?' ๐Ÿค”
1 month ago
He doesn't even know the trouble he's in. The audacity he had in my subconscious last night... ๐Ÿ˜ค
1 month ago
Spider-Man spitting straight facts about extraterrestrial linguistics. My brain hurts now. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ›ธ
1 month ago
When the doctor has the darkest sense of humor... and the worst possible news. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 month ago
And that's the origin story of why math homework feels like eternal damnation. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ“š
1 month ago
Waited all year for the free Halloween edibles the news promised, and all I got was cavities. ๐Ÿ˜ค
1 month ago
The wild west of the early internet, where every click was a gamble for your mental health. This is where the therapy bills started. ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
This husband chose violence and self-destruction, and we must respect the commitment. ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
Apparently, my entry was a little too 'cheeky' for the office pumpkin carving contest. Worth it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
That moment when you're clearly having a bad day but still need a peer-reviewed source for everything. ๐Ÿค”
1 month ago
The face of a child who knows he's about to be smothered with love, and possibly eaten by a crocheted shark. He's thrilled. ๐Ÿ˜
1 month ago
My AI said this mushroom provided a 'once in a lifetime' experience. I guess it wasn't lying... ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
1 month ago
When you're about to get checkmated but your King has seen the movie '300' one too many times. ๐Ÿคฃ
1 month ago