In the 90s, this was peak techwear. Now, if you wore this, you'd probably get arrested for looking sus. ๐Ÿ˜‚
16 days ago
Pac-Man: "Dots? AGAIN?!" Ms. Pac-Man: "Don't you ever complain about free food again, mister."
16 days ago
Me pretending to be a graceful, elegant pole dancer after watching one YouTube tutorial ๐Ÿ˜‚ #poledancing #fail #nailedit
16 days ago
When you buy paper towels and single-handedly save the rainforest๐ŸŒณ. Grandma and grandpa are very proud and relieved๐Ÿฅน.
16 days ago
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The realist sees the glass and says, "This is probably piss." ๐Ÿคข
16 days ago
When you're trying to unite Europe, but accidentally create the USSR 2.0
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School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you offer a solution and they take it literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your roommate suggests installing a window between your rooms so you can "discuss and shit" instead of using the door ๐Ÿ˜‚
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If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
16 days ago
Savage Level: Expert ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Angry Birds 9/11 Edition. Finally, a game that lets you express your inner terrorist.
16 days ago
Me trying to subtly tell my crush I like them through interpretive dance.
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When you want to play guitar but your arms are just for show ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you love Jurassic Park a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚
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