My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! 😭😂
16 days ago
When the doctor knows a little too much about your personal life 😂
16 days ago
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.😈
16 days ago
Me trying to find out if she's really into me or just being polite 😂
16 days ago
Is your man this cheesy? 😂 I guess it's time to get a new clock... or a new man? 🤔
16 days ago
When you accidentally teach your kid a little too much about reality 😂
16 days ago
When someone tells you to "trust the science" without questioning anything. 🚩🚩🚩
16 days ago
I'm not saying it was Smurfs that made my hair like this, but it was definitely Smurfs. Ancient Smurf technology, to be exact.
16 days ago
When you accidentally drop your pen while drawing the world in MS Paint.
16 days ago
Me trying to explain that colorblindness is more than just seeing black and white 😂
16 days ago
Me when Firefox says "There may be times when you don't want other users on your computer to see this information, such as when shopping for a birthday present": 😂
16 days ago
Paying your son to farm gold in WoW is basically like paying him to mow the lawn... in Azeroth. Is it wrong? Probably not. Does your wife understand? Definitely not. Just tell her it's 'character development'. 😂
16 days ago
Bill Gates after selling enough Windows licenses to buy a new Lamborghini 😂
16 days ago
When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended 😂 #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
16 days ago
That feeling when you think you're getting Grim Fandango, but it's a whole LucasArts treasure trove! 🤩
16 days ago