Me running from one situationship to another.🏃‍♀️💨
5 months ago
Shooting your shot can go really wrong sometimes 😂
5 months ago
Me trying to explain to my adopted toddler that sharing is caring 😂😭
5 months ago
Facebook taught me two things: 1. There are some incredibly brilliant people in the world. 2. They're outnumbered by people who share minion memes and argue about politics in the comments section 😂
5 months ago
Husband: "My Olympic condoms finally arrived. I think I'll wear Gold tonight." Wife: "Why not wear Silver and come second for a change?"
5 months ago
She's a keeper. A keeper of secrets...and other things 😉
5 months ago
Me after I finish making my jelly filled donuts
5 months ago
This fruit-themed meme is both a-peel-ing and hilarious. It's all fun and games until someone gets inserted... into a recipe. 😂
5 months ago
Me and the boys on our way to become cryptids 👽
5 months ago
When your Kia is a Mercedes, but society says it's a 2003 Honda Civic. 😂
5 months ago
Me pretending to listen to her vent about Susan from accounting after I finish 😩
5 months ago
When you try to slide into the DMs of your crush's hot cousin 😂
5 months ago
Me at 3 AM watching the 57th episode of "Building a Massive Underground Swimming Pool With My Bare Hands" 😴
5 months ago
When your side chic kisses your baby mama's belly and everyone's wearing matching outfits, you know it's true love 💖
5 months ago
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
5 months ago