When you're the highest-paid engineer, but your fashion sense is still in debug mode 😂
When you're the highest-paid engineer, but your fashion sense is still in debug mode ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
172
When your mom plays Radiohead's No Surprises during pregnancy and now you have an emotional attachment to alcohol.
When your mom plays Radiohead's No Surprises during pregnancy and now you have an emotional attachment to alcohol.
1 year ago
178
Fred and Daphne's bedroom adventures are always a mystery 🛏️😂
Fred and Daphne's bedroom adventures are always a mystery ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
92
Me working so my cat can live their best life 😂
Me working so my cat can live their best life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
116
When you get a full ride for throwing a football🏈 but end up making more investing in stonks📈
When you get a full ride for throwing a football๐Ÿˆ but end up making more investing in stonks๐Ÿ“ˆ
1 year ago
115
Back in my day we had so many eggs and toilet paper, we TP'd and egged our enemies' houses.  Now you kids just argue on Twitter and TikTok 😂
Back in my day we had so many eggs and toilet paper, we TP'd and egged our enemies' houses. Now you kids just argue on Twitter and TikTok ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
104
Me trying to explain to my mom that one missed class won’t make me homeless 😂
Me trying to explain to my mom that one missed class wonโ€™t make me homeless ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
171
When you use "etc." because you are Sheldon Cooper and ran out of space-time to list all the examples in the universe 😂
When you use "etc." because you are Sheldon Cooper and ran out of space-time to list all the examples in the universe ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
167
Meanwhile, Americans be like: "10 degrees? That's jacket weather! 30 degrees? That's shorts and t-shirt weather!" 😂
Meanwhile, Americans be like: "10 degrees? That's jacket weather! 30 degrees? That's shorts and t-shirt weather!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
147
Me pretending to care while my grandma is dying but I have a physics midterm tomorrow 😭
Me pretending to care while my grandma is dying but I have a physics midterm tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
113
When basic biology goes against your belief system 😂
When basic biology goes against your belief system ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
83
Disney be like: "We're committed to diversity and accurate representation." 😂
Disney be like: "We're committed to diversity and accurate representation." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
148
One small step for man, 37 selfies for womankind.
One small step for man, 37 selfies for womankind.
1 year ago
114
When you thought you were getting a dark and brooding superhero story, but you accidentally tuned into Cartoon Network ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
164
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
1 year ago
133