Me trying to figure out which is worse: being broke or being shot ๐Ÿ˜‚
17 days ago
When you want to give her money but she still wants to dance๐Ÿ’ƒ
17 days ago
Me trying to escape my responsibilities
17 days ago
Me pretending I donโ€™t eat like a hippo while also looking like one. ๐Ÿ˜‚
17 days ago
To infinity... and beyond hydration! ๐Ÿš€ This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
17 days ago
When you are excited about the cake, but you also donโ€™t want your younger sibling to grow up ๐Ÿ˜‚
17 days ago
Party like this or you'll party like...๐Ÿ˜‚
17 days ago
Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we donโ€™t like America: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…
17 days ago
When you see Comic Sans being used everywhere ๐Ÿ˜‚
17 days ago
Metrosexuals vs Hipsters: the ultimate showdown in Google Trends ๐Ÿ˜‚ Who wore it better? ๐Ÿค”
17 days ago
When you realize "saggin" spelled backwards is "niggas" ๐Ÿ˜‚ Sneaky, sneaky. ๐Ÿคซ
17 days ago
Yogi Bear's about to have a *bear-y* bad time ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿป
17 days ago
Odin: "I kept my promises. Where's your god now?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
17 days ago
When you try your best but you don't succeed ๐Ÿ˜‚
17 days ago
God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! ๐Ÿค”
17 days ago