Me sneaking my snacks into the movies so I don't have to sell my organs to buy their food 😂
3 months ago
Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to... after hitting the ATM."
3 months ago
When you know the answer in class and want the teacher to notice you 😂
3 months ago
Will Smith to his wife's new boyfriend 😂
3 months ago
When you try to chat up some ladies but they turn out to be from Wales 😂
3 months ago
When the acting class assignment is to pretend you haven't been fed and all the students are dramatic doggos 😂
3 months ago
When your gynecologist says "ta-da!" and pulls out a kitten instead. 🐱✨ #GynecologistMagic #UnexpectedSurprise
3 months ago
POV: you're an ancient pharaoh who invented timestamps to skip the NordVPN sponsor segment.
3 months ago
Parachute companies realizing their customers aren't around to write bad reviews 💀👑
3 months ago
Me trying to justify buying that vintage Lego set I always wanted as a kid, except now it's worth more than my car 😂
3 months ago
Parents when their kid watches TV for 10 hours vs. when they play video games for 10 seconds 😂
3 months ago
Me pretending I'm traveling the cosmos when in reality, I'm just constipated on the toilet.🌌🚽
3 months ago
When you sign your kids up for dance classes and they turn out to be the next generation of disco divas.💃🕺
3 months ago
When you're so rich, your bed is made of money, but your spam folder is full of desperate pleas for help 😂
3 months ago
Yep, back before the internet, the good old Sears catalog would get the job done 💪. Ahh, the simpler times when dial-up was cutting edge and your biggest online threat was your mom picking up the phone mid-download 😂.
3 months ago