Evolution of controllers, we've come a long way and my thumbs are thankful 😂
21 days ago
When bedtime turns into a battle royale. 🍼⚔️ Who needs a nightlight when you have acid blood and plasma cannons? #AlienVsPredator #BabyFight
21 days ago
Me trying to find my inner peace during yoga vs. me trying to find a comfortable sleeping position on public transport 😂
21 days ago
This guy understood the assignment: retire rich or die trying 😂
21 days ago
When autocorrect fails to save you from walking in on your girlfriend... with his girlfriend 😂
21 days ago
Dubai be like: We're rich! *Oil runs out* We're sand again! 🏜️
21 days ago
Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
21 days ago
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." Barber: "Go away Jesus" 😂
21 days ago
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary 🎺🤫
21 days ago
When you and your bestie go to a basketball game but secretly just waiting for the humans to evolve so you can start the invasion 👽
21 days ago
Me trying to figure out if my bad decisions are my fault or it's just quantum mechanics messing with me 🤔
21 days ago
Me trying to flirt vs. how I actually look 😬
21 days ago
Me trying to explain to my toaster why it's not toasting my bread properly 🤔
21 days ago
When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot 🥕💣
21 days ago
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? 🍸😂
21 days ago