Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: 🥂
3 months ago
Me trying to subtly scratch an itch in public 😂
3 months ago
Rock, paper, scissors, blowjob... An unbeatable strategy for winning any argument 😂
3 months ago
When city kids visit a farm for the first time 😂 #detroit #countrylife #oink
3 months ago
Posting your kid's credit card on Facebook to celebrate their first card. Classic example of how NOT to adult.
3 months ago
Me trying to hold my tongue when my friend starts gossiping 😂
3 months ago
Me pretending to be a normal person at work 😂
3 months ago
When she asks for batteries, she ain't talking about AAs 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to convince myself that 2 years in a dead-end relationship wasn't a waste of time.
3 months ago
Me pretending to listen to my wife's gardening tips so I can enjoy my tea in peace 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to save the planet one fart at a time 💨🌎😂
3 months ago
Me trying to convince myself that Bitcoin will hit $1 million soon 🤡
3 months ago
When you invite her over for game night and she says she's ready to "get twisted" 😏
3 months ago
When you let circuits decide their own identities 😂🔥
3 months ago
What society thinks we do: *crickets*. Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
3 months ago