Me realizing halfway through my drive that I might've just run a few red lights because I was jamming too hard to "Bohemian Rhapsody". 😬
Me realizing halfway through my drive that I might've just run a few red lights because I was jamming too hard to "Bohemian Rhapsody". ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
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18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike 😂 #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
18 years? That's like 3 yoga retreats, a new yoga mat and one slightly used Peloton bike ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ChildSupportYoga #AdultingIsHard
11 months ago
53
When you and your buddy realize you're the only ones with collars at the bar 😂 #straybar #doglife
When you and your buddy realize you're the only ones with collars at the bar ๐Ÿ˜‚ #straybar #doglife
11 months ago
97
Me trying to function after sitting down for too long. 🥲
Me trying to function after sitting down for too long. ๐Ÿฅฒ
11 months ago
116
When you accidentally open the family group chat after Thanksgiving dinner. 😬
When you accidentally open the family group chat after Thanksgiving dinner. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
85
When you accidentally open the front-facing camera 🤳
When you accidentally open the front-facing camera ๐Ÿคณ
11 months ago
85
Los Angeles, where dreams are made of... and homelessness is a real issue. ✨🌴 #lalaland #realitycheck
Los Angeles, where dreams are made of... and homelessness is a real issue. โœจ๐ŸŒด #lalaland #realitycheck
11 months ago
77
When the political discourse gets a little too heated 🔥
When the political discourse gets a little too heated ๐Ÿ”ฅ
11 months ago
86
When you are driving fast and furious, and there's no family left so you have to actually pay for parking.
When you are driving fast and furious, and there's no family left so you have to actually pay for parking.
11 months ago
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Me after telling someone on the internet to just 'learn to code' and 'pull themselves up by the bootstraps'😴
Me after telling someone on the internet to just 'learn to code' and 'pull themselves up by the bootstraps'๐Ÿ˜ด
11 months ago
98
Me trying to explain to my mom that sitting in traffic is less fulfilling than being a professional gamer 🎮
Me trying to explain to my mom that sitting in traffic is less fulfilling than being a professional gamer ๐ŸŽฎ
11 months ago
98
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* 
Me: "Newton, what are you doing?"
Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. 🌈"
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* Me: "Newton, what are you doing?" Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. ๐ŸŒˆ"
11 months ago
81
When the dog gets VIP treatment 😂🐾
When the dog gets VIP treatment ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿพ
11 months ago
78
This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day 😂.  It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' 🤢. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!💐
This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' ๐Ÿคข. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!๐Ÿ’
11 months ago
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Ken, always the romantic. "Doggy style? I'd rather have a puppy!" 🐶😂
Ken, always the romantic. "Doggy style? I'd rather have a puppy!" ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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